Ok, it probably doesn’t merit a pit thread, given that Canuck closed the thread himself. And I never start threads let alone pitting anybody so I’m totally shocking myself, but…
Diane’s comments at the end of Canuck’s Davebear thread irritated the hell out of me.
And since this is the pit: You miserable santamonious twat!
Davebear has talked about sex all over this place (well that was what the thread was about) but he has never been creepy.
People who use the word “jizz”, on the other hand, are creepy.
Moreover, barging into someone else’s party (even an imaginary one) and loudly declaring that the goings-on made you want to throw up is obnoxious past the point of reason.
True, the pit is not supposed to be the place for a lovefest.
It’s supposted to be about discontent and hostility. But I have to wonder, what sort of warped sad soul is actualy going to protest a little sex breaking out in the war zone.
I’d tell you to stick it up your ass, but there’s that stick to be considered…
I think Diane said what a lot of us were thinking. Dear god that thread was creepy. Why can’t you lot just get a chatroom and cybersex yourselves to satiation without involving the boards?
Or do you all need the sense that someone is watching you lot wank?
Eh, I liked CC’s response better- calling her a syphalitic hosebag. Like the world didn’t know THAT already.
Diane is syphalitic hosebag! In other news, bear shits in woods!
And mockingbird- honestly. Why don’t you just tell Diane you love her already? Pulling her pigtails at every opportunity and lecturing everyone about how mean she is is just so transparent.
No, no, no Zette, I am a santamonious twat. Can’t you read? Syphalitic hosebag was like, soooooooooooooo last thread.
Yo Bene - you wanna beat your meat or pound your pud in your little “parties” go right ahead. Just remember that this is a PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD that can be viewed by those outside your little circle jerk. Some of us get seriously oogie walking into a thread stepping in your jizz and aren’t bashful enough to tell you it is bordering on pathetic. Go get laid already. Trust me, it feels so much better and you don’t have to run a spell check before you cum.
OH MY GAWD! Did I just used the “J” word again! How nasty!
Speaking of nasty jizz, could you stop humping my leg for 5 minutes mockingbird? I just got these jeans back from the cleaners from the last time you grabbed my leg.
Sanctamonious twat? I can NEVER keep up with your crazy schedule. What next? Hey, let’s forget the fighting and just go right to the making up, what do you say?
::snuggles up to Diane and gives her a big Clevland Steamer::
Yeah, and it was especially annoying how, to get to any other part of the messageboard, you had to read through that whole thread first. I really hated how everybody was forced to read that thread, even if they didn’t like it.
Especially when the thread is in the wrong fecking forum. Would you have pulled this stunt in Great Debates? “According to here, the economy has not been adversely affected by the war, so bend over for your spanking?”
And the smilies need to go. I thought Celestina had exploded.
::gives manhattan a Scooby snack and gives him hot, slobbery cybersex::
Hey, this IS fun! We should all get in on this! Forget real life sex, talking about it in front of several thousand people is thrilling and exciting, and everyone knows how much people want me! WOW!
It’s not the stick that makes her so cranky, it’s that huge bug I shoved up there. I knew I should have just used a Jesus buttplug like she asked me to.
