A love Letter To All You Dumbasses

This is just one quote, but there have been others by a couple of posters, around the board that refers to kicking another poster’s ass. It always amuses me at how big and tough people can be behind the safety of their computer screen tucked safely in their homes.

My personal observation is that it is the pussies and not the bad asses who have the need to flex their muscle publically.

Yeah, you’re bad. :rolleyes:

A few points for you:

(1) This is a message board. Yes, people can become very close to each other both on the board and eventually in person. People here are real.

However (listen closely, this gets confusing to the brainless) - YOU are sitting in your home/office/wherever and the poster you are pissed at is sitting at their home/office/wherever. All safe and sound. Unless you have supernatural powers, it is impossible for you to kick their ass - period.

(2) Even more stupid is the case I quoted above.

Go buy a plane ticket, take leave from work or school (my guess is Jr. High), arrange for someone to come in and water your plants, feed your goldfish, and let your dog out to pee, fly to God knows where, catch a taxi to the offending poster’s home, knock on the door and punch them in the mouth, catch another cab to the airport, fly back home, pay the person who took care of your plants, goldfish, and dog, gather your bookbag, and head back to school.

If your threats are real and you really would go to these lengths to beat someone up (not to mention the possibility of being arrested or the likelyhood of having your own ass severely kicked) then you are too stupid to have the responsibility of being in control of something as complicated as your computer mouse. Better stick to playdoh and crayons.

If you are just blowing smoke up our asses, don’t. It just makes you look like a hysterical crybaby.

Damn! I thought that Diane was finally revealing her true feelings towards me. :slight_smile:

Dream on, slythe - it’s me she has the hots for! :wink:

Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t the two of you meet in person and fight it out for me. :smiley:

Nah, we’re hoping that you’ll take both of us as your love slaves. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh God, IN MY WILDEST DREAMS!!!

:::pant::: :::pant:::

Whooooooooops - the :stuck_out_tongue: was supposed to be a P. Can I still have you both even though I dorked it up?

Umm, is a 4-some out of the question? :smiley: Or I can run the camera & give direction, as Diane knows. :wink:

Besides, it looked like you did that on purpose, with the little tongues and all.
But, Diane is right, buckos, unless you are talking about a VERBAL ass-kicking, keep “it” in your pants. Besides, They sell those “things” in a small can down at the grocery store. There’s about a dozen in there, and it says something about the capital of Austria on the blue label.

And I’ll say it again,

I can whip any sonofabitch on this board.

:smiley:

I’ve only joking made references to my ability to “twirl” certain people. I have no desire to actually do this in real life as I would actually have to touch this person. Eww!

However, my threats of verbally being more than capable of “drawing and quartering their sorry ass” in a VERBAL setting are entirely justified.

I do believe that in a war of words I can more than stand my ground.

As for actually telling someone I’m going to hunt them down and commit actual physical violence against them is just about as likely as me making my flirting a valid, physical possibility. I might flirt with you but sending me email and trying to get me to actually live this out is as likely as me supporting Bush.

It won’t happen. It’s in fun. I flirt but don’t take it literally.

I can get pretty nasty with some posters that just rub me the wrong way but I don’t think I’ve ever actually said I was going to literally confront them, physically, and beat them up.

Such a comment is dangerous. And rather silly. War of words is more my style. If I have ever actually threatened anyone I guess they need to point it out to me so I can clarify it.

BTW, if there is actually going to be a fight over Diane I’m going to throw MY hat into the ring! Come on, come on… you gonna hit a girl? Bah! And I live in the same town as her so I’m closer! But, alas, she doesn’t swing my way :frowning: no, no, don’t cry for me. Diane wants a bunch of big buff males oozing testosterone and with that, I can’t compete! :slight_smile:

The way I see it, if you’re arguing with someone and you have to hit that someone to prove your point, you just lost. Granted, we’re all animals. But when you resort to violence, it proves that you’re nothing more than that. An animal.

That said, I am so in on this death-match!

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS!!!

That’s right. For example, I’m a Supreme Badass, and you never see me threatening physical violence towards anyone.

EXACTLY!!!

Ass kicking words are much more impressive that threatening to beat someone up, especially when that person is safely tucked behind an anonymous computer screen. I agree, threatening physical violence is usually the last ditch effort of someone losing a fight.

Byz - Please don’t think I was lumping you in with the losers like the one I quoted in my OP. The posters I am refering to are those who really think they are going to beat someone up. :::hee hee:::

Oh, and if I did swing that way? You would be just the lady I would love to swing with! :wink:

I cook, clean, do dishes, and specialize in two-hour full massages from scalp to toesies.

What can the rest of you yahoos put on the table? :slight_smile:

I have explosives!!! Oh wait…that’s exactly what we’re trying to aavoid here, eh? :wink:

Hmm, in that case…I’m gonna beat you all up!!

Oh bugger, I just can’t seem to get this right…

Razor*-sharp intellect?

*By razor, I mean dull, rusted-out, been-dragged-across-concrete razor :smiley:

Yeah? Well I do all those things, plus I can touch my nose with my tongue and tie knots with it too (not just your conventional granny knots).

So there!

I do windows.

Why should anyone have to travel long distance just to beat the shit out of someone? I see people all day long right here in my neighborhood who are richly deserving of ass kickings. I just don’t do it because they are bigger and will hurt me. In fact, when I see one of these people, I boldly stride right up to them and say, “I am scared of you.”

The preceeding message may or may not have been written for the purpose of humor.

Myrr21-Razor-sharp intellect??

She’s looking for dumbasses! :slight_smile:

And I just proclaimed my undying stupidity by ddeclaring that I have a razor-sharp intellect. See how that works? Clever little bugger aren’t I? Damn it, now I’m back where I started. Oh… :frowning:

Keep it up, Myrr21, and you’ll be first on the dumbass list! :wink: