Hey, Diane: GET A LIFE!

You come into Guin’s thread about bullying(http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69812) and act like a bully. When I take it to e-mail, you claim offense and threaten to go to admins.

From Hastur:

*Seems like you are the cure for intelligent and rational debate.

You jump in a debate half cocked, or quite late, cast aspersions and then attempt to sit on a pedestal of superiority.

You want to try and take me on, go right ahead. Start your own damn thread, and stop ruining the threads of others in your unwarranted and pointless attacks.

Hastur*

To which you responded:

From Diane:

*Oh boo-fucking-hoo. Get over it, crybaby.

May I also suggest you do a search for all of your prior posts to other threads? Then you will see why so many of us are laughing at your blatant hypocrisy. YOU, the king of hissy fits. It’s quite amusing really.

May I also suggest that you not tell me what I can or can not post. I’ll write whatever the hell I feel like it. Maybe you could cast a spell on me or something.*

My response to which was:

From Hastur:

*What an interesting reality you live in. I’m sure with appropriate medication, that will change.

You are a bully. Your attacks on me are pathetic and obvious. You lack any subtlety, as well as any real support for your “argument.”

And if you don’t fucking like what I say: too damn bad. Following me around to threads so you can castigate me makes you look like the bitch you are.

Cast a spell on you? Why bother when you are already a toad.

Hastur*

Which left your closing shot as:

From Diane:

I have saved your initial e-mail as well as this one. Consider this a warning. Any additional e-mails received from you will be forwarded to your IP with a carbon copy to the Straight Dope staff.*

Isn’t it just like a bully to threaten action when they are called on their behavior?

I was wrong to refer to you as a toad when you’ve been behaving as a troll. Unlike you, I respected Guin’s request, apologized, and took it to e-mail. You, on the other hand had to post a further snotty remark in that thread, and then when taken to task for your behavior, threaten to go to the mods and claim damage?

You’re the one being a crybaby, and all over the fact that someone expects you to take personal responsibility for your actions. Grow the fuck up, Diane.

Pardon me while I find absolutely no reason to rally behind you, which is obviously what you are trying to do. If you found taking it to e-mail to be futile, what did you expect to accomplish here?

You just don’t know when to stop, do ya, ya little freak.

First of all, as if it is any of your business, the reply screen was open for quite some time as I typed my last response in Guin’s thread. I was busy doing other things and would come back to it when I had the time. Anything that was posted during that time, I did not see.

Secondly, you should not act like a complete and total asshole almost continuously on the board (do a search for you name if you want examples) and then stomp your little paws and cry like a freakin little pussy when someone confronts you or asks you to prove something you claim. Take a gander at your hissy fit in this thread alone (shall I cite others for you or is this enough?)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68718

You’re a fucking little crybaby, Hastur. You fly off at the mouth but don’t have the balls to take the results without accusing others of being big, bad bullies. It’s getting old. If you can’t handle the results of the things you type, DON’T TYPE THEM! Simple, eh?

And thirdly, I see enough of your whining, sniveling, “everyone is so mean to little ol me” posts on the SDMB, that I sure as hell do NOT want them cluttering up my inbox. You sent me your initial e-mail - fine, whatever. I answered. When you continued it with another, I decided to put an end to it right then. Again, **I GET ENOUGH OF YOUR PISSING AND MOANING ON THE BOARDS! I DO NOT WANT IT IN MY INBOX TOO!!! **

Comprehende’?

As I have already suggested to you, keep your fuckin mouth shut unless you have the ‘nads to handle the result of the things you say. If you are going to make claims (such as your ability to perform magic) then you better be willing to either prove it or deal with the responses instead of throwing one of your infamous temper-tantrums. If the big, bad, scary bullies such as myself :rolleyes: are so traumatic to your tender psyche, maybe you need to play in a playground a little less rough. M’Kay?

Again, you have something to say to me, say it here. I don’t want your big crocodile tears dripping in my inbox.

Wow. I’ve never seen such a misogynistic post from a woman on these boards. Calling me a pussy as an insult when you are yourself a woman really shows some internalized misogyny.

All I have seen from you in your posts to me are slurs and insults which take a few of my posts out of context.

I’ve seen you, in the posts about magick and on the GD thread that Freyr started on paganism. You’ve been hostile, derisive, and snotty the entire time. I had already left the threads by the time you joined in. Whatever, Diane.

You lean towards name calling from the start, and indulge yourself in ad hominem to support your vitriol.

Whining? I don’t think so.

You seem to think that you have no responsibility to back up anything and demand that others do what you will not.

You couldn’t even be the first response post. You had to wait for someone else to chime in so you could feel supported. Bullies never take on someone by themselves. They need an audience and support to attack people, because they’d never have the courage to be vicious on their own.

As you said in your e-mail: May I also suggest that you not tell me what I can or can not post. I’ll write whatever the hell I feel like it.

You reek of hypocrisy and hatred. Get some help.

Um, where did I support Diane? I merely indicated that you’re an idiot for posting this on the board. And not being the first to respond? Which board are YOU using? Get a quick response at 2:30 in the afternoon, do you? We should all be so lucky.

And since I’m quoting…

I’m just curious who is taking a personal matter into a public forum. Anyone? A little help? Responsibility implied consequences. What exactly are the consequences of Diane’s actions? Having to listen to you bitch? This is the fucking Pit. Telling someone to get a life just doesn’t cut it. NONE of us have lives, that’s why we’re here. “Kettle? This is Pot. You’re black.”

Please note that when I quote you, I only use the snippet that I need. Scrolling through the previous post’s ENTIRE post is incredibly annoying.

I do.

Wow. What a lame OP. As an utterly disinterested bystander, the OP read to me like this:

[Dramatization]

Email from A: B, you’re a jerk. You suck.
Email from B: Kiss my ass. You’re the one who sucks. Don’t tell me what I can say.
Email from A: See what a jerk you are? And don’t tell me what to say!
Email from B: Stop emailing me or you’re in Big Trouble.

A (to the rest of the board): see what a jerk B is!

[/Dramatization]

Why was it necessary to post the entirety of your email exchange to the board? Do you think it contains iron-clad evidence of Diane’s meanness in the face of your own calm and reasoned debate? Do you think anyone cares that you think Diane is a jerk?

I thought Pit rants about posters were for the purpose of pointing out obnoxious behavior, and letting the board discuss if they thought it was in fact obnoxious, or if you’re just flying off the handle for no reason. What, exactly, was this thread supposed to accomplish?

The only things you sniveled about that I feel the need to address are:

Bolding mine.

So you are a LYING little crybaby, huh?

Hel-loooooooooooooooo!!!???!!! Do you understand the working of a message board? I was writing my response when Munch posted his. Sheeesh!

Oh, and must you really quote an entire post?

The first sentence in my last paragraph should read:

“I thought Pit rants about posters were for the purpose of pointing out consistent obnoxious behavior on the boards, and letting the board discuss if they thought it was in fact obnoxious…”

Please adjust your brains accordingly.

Hastur,

perhaps you can kill two birds with one stone. Some of us don’t believe in magic, and some of us think Diane is right.

Why don’t you cast a spell to make Diane type a message saying you’re right?

Now spurious accusations from Diane and more insults. What a shock.

I did not remember you having joined in until after I left the original pit thread. Remembering incorrectly isn’t lying, it is a mistake.

You did join in Freyr’s thread late and began to bait and accuse, and that I am correct on.

But, further indulge yourself in your vicious remarks. It seems to give you great pleasure to do so.

But you had left the thread before I got there, remember?

Ahhhhh yes, I’m almost orgasmic!

By the way, it is interesting that in calling me sniveling and refusing to deal with anything in my posts than what you WANT to deal with, that you won’t acknowledge your internalized misogyny.

Calling me a pussy, then refusing to acknowlege it when remarked upon… what a great debater you are. How strident and powerful your words are when you only take on that which suits you, rather than the whole post in its entirety.

No, I just don’t feel the need to quote an ENTIRE post. I also don’t feel the need to address each and every whining thing you write. But since you insist I give you an explanation regarding my use of the word “pussy”, here ya go, Snookums.

I don’t know how it is in your side of town, but here in my world we use the word “pussy” in different ways.

  1. Kitty cats
  2. Vagina
  3. A cowardly bawl baby

Now, I wasn’t calling you a kitty cat and I certainly wouldn’t insult women all over the earth by comparing you to a vagina, soooooooooooooo. . . .

What does that leave?

B-I-N-G-O!

Hastur, is it possible for you to debate/argue with anyone without resorting to lame junior-league condescending psychoanalyses?

[Reenactment]
“I notice that you have a deep seeded hatred of the state of Oklahoma, winding staircases and seven layer burritos. Perhaps you need to get some counseling. It would behoove you to come to terms with your internal strife. Perhaps then you would not be such the fountain of vitriol. It’s sad, really”
[/Reenactment]

It gets old rather quickly.

Great. A pathetic semantic debate with you claiming that your slur was not misogynistic. But, of course, your words are sacrosanct and mine are up to everyone else to interpret as they will.

You are a hateful woman who seems to delight in trying to take people down and refuses to take responsibility for her words or actions.

Calling someone a pussy is misogynistic, and if you had any education in your narrow mind, you would see that you slur yourself as you attempt to slur someone else.

You attempt to nitpick because I quoted your entire post, and think that such a thing supports your argument. Learn how to write, and take some classes in reading as well. You miss a great deal by your ability to read in context, as well as your lack of understanding where words are concerned.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

You are a fucking, whining, sniveling, pissing and moaning, little crybaby pussy and I take full responsibility in saying that.

Note: No babies, vaginas, kitty cats (including Manservant’s), urine, or couples having sex were harmed in the making of the above sentence.

sigh Oh well. At least my post isn’t being hijacked anymore.
:rolleyes:

Enough.