OMG Miller! You are like so smart and stuff! How did I not think of that before!?!?!
Here’s a news flash backatcha - don’t like hearing other people’s opinions? Don’t post on a public board or :::drumroll please::: DON’T READ THE RESPONSES.
Now run along so the rest of us can slobber all over our keyboard. We’re gittin’ bizzzz-zaaaaaaaaaay here.
Hey Zette , I’m thinking that Hardy needs a good hard turn on the receiving end of the strap on. Do you want to do the honors or shall I? :dubious:
Hee hee, CC said Manny “beat him to it”. I wonder what he meant by that? :::wink wink::: ;););)
Funny, I would have sworn that was almost precisely the point I was making to you…
Aw, hell, forget it. I don’t wanna fight with you, Diane. You’re easily my favorite terrifying psycho crazy foul-mouthed woman on the boards. And believe me when I say that’s the sincerest compliment I’ve ever paid anyone.
I really have to advise against food-based lubricants. They are more subject to bacterial action and may putrify in situ. I’d steer you all towards the more traditional forms of lubrication supplementation such as good old KY jelly.
And, as always, practice safe sex!!
Have fun and have at it, kids!
(not you, elfbabe)!!
QtM, MD
Supplying quality medical directions for SDMB board orgies for over 3 years now.
That’s all I got. Threads like this leave me speechless.
Well, OK. Not quite speechless. betenoir - I think this thread has turned into an exercise of Diane and Zette showing in their little way how very annoying sex threads are to some people. Specifically, sex threads that reference relations with other dopers. I may have missed the mark here, but…I doubt it.
It will continue to be so, I think, until a mod is politely asked to close the thread by the OP (you). Just a WAG.
If you don’t want to, though, I am finding it amusing enough. Seeing as I am at work for another 9 hours, and am bored.
Zette, we really should have placed bets when I said (in private, in that other online place) that it wouldn’t be long before someone poor dumbass would pop in, not recognizing sarcasm if it jumped up and bit them in the ass, and post something almost word for word.
You are the one who has goobered all over the SDMB with your public cyber sex rub-off and you have the fawkin’ nads to utter the words “Grow the fuck up”? Seriously?
Oh yeah, and Zette, don’t think I didn’t see the “putrid situ” comment up there. I am plotting my revenge.
Ahhhhh…good times, good times. And I’ll tell you- I drive right under a major airport landing area each morning…and I thought THAT made a huge “whooooooosh” sound. No comparison.
