Yes, and now we must lay in each others arms and smoke cigarettes before we fall asleep.
Do you want to be the little spoon or the big spoon?
Damn girl, it WAS! Almost as good as that time you had me pee on you. Remember that? We put rubber sheets on the bed and invited the dwarfs? And we got out the jello and the ferrets and…and…well, you remember 
Yeah, but I’ll have all next weekend off. Such is the life of the swing-shifter.
Speaking of swinging…and of sucking ass…
nope. can’t do it. I’ll get in trouble.
I do remember. I still have the photographs and the scars.
Hey Red, if you ever wanna get into trouble. . . .
Ooops, I just saw your sig. :::backing out slowly:::
Highly advisable. But thanks fer the compliment. 
Dad, you sent me to Unitarian sex ed classes. You encouraged me to read things written by Mercedes Lackey at a young age. And you’ve trusted me with an unsupervised, unfiltered internet connection for the last several years.
In other words, I already know.
Just to suggest to those of you who feel you need more ‘intimate’ time with Dopers.
Weirdness. Gotta read that other thread now, heh.
Personally, I’ve always thought the stick up Diane’s ass was one of her more attractive attributes.
Ok, I am, in fact, unbelieveably dense.
Last night was not a real good night for me :).
That said, I still maintain that pathetic circle jerks are one of the many perfectly legitimate uses of a public message board, and if you happen to stumble into one you might consider rolling your eyes and backing politely out of the room rather than feeling the need to announce your contempt for all present.
Look, if it will make you feel better, send me the bill for having those jizz stains taken off your shoes.
That’s it! OMG God is right up there with Gotcha ya and Fucko off.
Yeah, but involving yourself with the types of people that hang out here is right out of the question!
You know, I objected to that thread too. In fact, Diane quoted me objecting and added to it. I feel so ignored.
Frannie, do you want me to call you a syphalatic hosebag too? OK then. You, my dear, are a syphalatic hosebag and your attitude makes me VERY CROSS INDEED.
Hey! I came up with that insult!!!
If the RIAA can sue for copyright theft, so can I!
Now that I’ve made a fool of myself, and since (or despite) this thread is mercefully dying, there’s one thing I kind of feel like adding.
The reason I was home posting kinky things on a message board and not “getting myself laid” as was so compassionatly suggested, is 'cause the sweet wonderful guy I wanted to be fucking had to go to the hospital where his little sister was being rushed into surgery for unexplained seizures.
Possibly that was why I found that silly weightless party so comforting at the time.
Concievably that’s why I got so touchy about somebody expressing disgust over people innocently amusing themselves in this FUCKING vale of tears.
Thank you and goodnight.
Sarcasm?
It was just sarcasm?
Damn. I was getting ready to nominate this for The Best Pit Thread Of All Time.
Oh boy, I’m afraid to ask this, for fear of Diane flogging me with Zette’s strap-on, but what’s a Dirty Sanchez?
As a side note, Miller still commands my unabashed admiration. Shine on, you crazy diamond. I would say more about the extent of my admiration for Miller, but again, the flogging.
Don’t you just hate it when you know from the title of a thread that the original poster is gonna get wiped up on the floor? You just don’t mess with one of the Pit queens and walk away with your head held high. Most posters could have told you before you started this thread that you were way out of your league and not nearly experienced enough to handle it.
Salute Diane
Believe me when I say “You don’t wanna know.”