Who put that stick up Diane's ass?

[elf6c]

*Originally posted by KCSuze *
**Oh boy, I’m afraid to ask this, for fear of Diane flogging me with Zette’s strap-on, but what’s a Dirty Sanchez?

**

You can find out by putting that phrase in a search engine like Google.

NOTE: DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK!

Trust me.

And to second **imthjckaz **you probably don’t want to know.

[Diane]

Now that I’ve made a fool of myself, and since (or despite) this thread is mercefully dying, there’s one thing I kind of feel like adding.

The reason I was home posting kinky things on a message board and not “getting myself laid” as was so compassionatly suggested, is 'cause the sweet wonderful guy I wanted to be fucking had to go to the hospital where his little sister was being rushed into surgery for unexplained seizures.

Possibly that was why I found that silly weightless party so comforting at the time.

Concievably that’s why I got so touchy about somebody expressing disgust over people innocently amusing themselves in this FUCKING vale of tears.

Thank you and goodnight.

To be serious for a second. Bene, in spite of the assholish things I may say in the Pit, I really am not heartless. I truly am sorry that your boyfriend is going through what sounds like a very scary time and I hope everything turns out well for his sister.

However, using that situation as a way to put me on a guilt trip for voicing my opinion in the other thread then for answering a Pit thread that YOU created in my honor, just ain’t gonna cut it. Don’t feel too bad if I don’t beg for forgiveness for causing you to shed a “vale of tears” when I personally think it is a shitty thing for someone to put on an online public display of a mutual rub-off while a “sweet wonderful guy” is sitting in a hospital waiting to see if his little sister is going to be okay.

But whatever, maybe he is okay with it. Different strokes and all. :::ba-da-dum:::

Oh boy, I’m afraid to ask this, for fear of Diane flogging me with Zette’s strap-on, but what’s a Dirty Sanchez?

Remember those old Ovaltine commercials where the people get chocolate milk mustaches?

Now think of how this could relate to a sex act that doesn’t actually involve chocolate milk AND makes you think of Zette.

That’s all I’m a-gonna say.

[Diane]

BTW, I salute you back Ultress. Now bend over.

[GingerOfTheNorth]

*Originally posted by Zette *
**…And mockingbird- honestly. Why don’t you just tell Diane you love her already? Pulling her pigtails at every opportunity and lecturing everyone about how mean she is is just so transparent. **

Would that make Diane a drag queen?

You know, it’s times like this I’m glad I’m on the East Coast now.

[Diane]

Yeah, but I know where you live Gingy.

[Weirddave]

*Originally posted by Diane *
**Yeah, but I know where you live Gingy. **

I do too, is it a contest?

[Diane]

Yeah. You win. I’ll send Zette and her dildo right over.

Have you ever drank Ovaltine, Dave?

[BoBettie]

To be serious for a second. Bene, in spite of the assholish things I may say in the Pit, I really am not heartless.

LIAR!!!

And tell me this would not be a great sig line:

“Remember those old Ovaltine commercials where the people get chocolate milk mustaches?
Now think of how this could relate to a sex act that doesn’t actually involve chocolate milk AND makes you think of Zette.”

Alas, a line too long. But a beauty nonethless. Heartless, souless, syphaletic hosebag. (Did I miss any?)

[Diane]

(Did I miss any?)

As a matter of fact, you did. You missed miserable "santa"monious twat.

BTW, do you think that means that I masturbate with candy canes?

[BoBettie]

OMG GOD!!!

Please- I’m sickened to THINK of what you might masturbate with. All I know is that I used your vibrating mermaid toothbrush in LasVegas and I plan on using it AGAIN.

That girl has been WAY under the sea, baby.

[Diane]

I thought it tasted a little fishy.

[BoBettie]

Just a little? Did it taste like ass, too, by any chance?

[Odieman]

I suddenly feel very dirty reading this…and by G God…I like it!!!

[BoBettie]

::ties Odie up, slaters him in peanut butter, and sets the dwarfs free::

By the way, I went over 5,000 in this disgusting thread. I can’t even believe that. How appropriate that I’d be molesting Diane when my odometer turned over to 5K.

[Odieman]

Hmmmm…how did she know I had a thing about dwarfs…now if this moves to the hot tub I will be in heaven…

Considering all the times you and Diane have done it…I would say the odds were in your favour…

[BoBettie]

Good point, Odie. She’s a total diseased skank-ho, but I can’t help but love her.

::loads Diane, Odie, the goats, the dwarfs, and the entire contents of Adam and Eve.com into the hot tub::

[Odieman]

Well now this party is starting to heat up…:notes it is the pit: errr you two skanky ho’s…(God I’m out of practice here…)

[BoBettie]

::gets out the scat-o-matic and goes after Odie::

[Odieman]

Aww shit :D…

[imthjckaz]

*Originally posted by Zette *
**Just a little? Did it taste like ass, too, by any chance? **

One of your most profound posts.