:waits to see how long before someone asks to use “Did it taste like ass, too, by chance” as a sig…
Unfortunately, in my nearly 4 years here, it IS one of my more profound. How sad is THAT? :eek:
OMG GOD, this thread is making me feel like shit - and it feels soooooooo good.
You and your shit fantasies. You’re the only person I know that sends a thank you note for a date that says “I had a scat-tastic time!”
And to think… I got the ball rolling for you 
I better be getting some of that dildo whipping.
<thinks…thinks…thinks some more> Yeah.
<dawning comprehension>
AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!
<hides under the bed, shivering in horror a la The Sixth Sense >
Hey, I called dibs!
This thread restores my faith in humanity.
no one has mentioned the new word I learned: snowballing?
:eek:
Ya know, I kinda wondered the same thing, would it make him feel as good when getting back from the hospital to read that thread as it did for her to participate in a group jerk-off?
I didn’t find Diane’s comments out of place, considering it was a pit thread about how many sex threads Davebear started up. Fer cryin’ out loud, she was just getting the thread back on topic! If I went into a thread titled “X, could you possibly go a day without insulting someone?” and found an orgy of insults being thrown around, I wouldn’t be too pleased.
Sure, those that would like to avoid the sex threads can avoid the sex threads, but really, why be so intolerant of anyone that wants to say something less than enthusiastic about them in the very forum that was designed for that purpose?
guava, that was a well thought out and nicely worded post. Now get over here so I can cover you with whipped cream and let the bunnies loose. Don’t worry, it’s only kinky the first time.
Sure, Zette, sounds great.
I quite enjoy the sex threads myself. Not surprisingly, I’ve learned that the best way to locate them all is to search on the keyword Davebear.
Ahhh grasshopper. You learned so fast! I guess it’s true- when the student is ready, the teacher will arrive.
Wax on, wax off, my friend.
OMG God!
I know who I’m hanging out with the next time we’re all in Vegas.
Zette and Diane, they are having auditions for hot babes in wet tshirt stuff thingies over at the Treasure Island (soon to be TI) soon…“new adult” street show. From the sound of this thread, I think you two have a lock on the parts. Next Vegas DopeFest we can all meet at the TI and oogle ya’s hangin’ on the pirate ship!
Ahoy!
Nah- Diane is ugly as a hatful of assholes- they’d throw her overboard!
Arrrrrrrrr! Throw her down there to Davey Jone’s Locker!
I may be ugly as a hatful of assholes, but you slept with me anyway, dincha?
What does that say about you, Zettie? Hmmmmmmmmmm?
Admit it, I turn you on.
I have a better idea! Let’s throw YOU overboard! Could you imagine the improvements to the pyrotechnic show after they add your bufford fart ripping ass to the water!?!?! OMG GOD!
Oooops sorry, I forgot that I promised not to tell anyone about the Hot Dutch Oven game you played in our hotel room with our two hot male doper roommates. Remember how I hate to hide out in the bathroom until the air cleared? WHOA, that was a rough night!
Anyway, forget I mentioned it.
That was a Freudian slip!
HAD HAD HAD HAD! HAD TO HIDE OUT! H.A.D!!!
Seriously Di. The decaf is as good as the regular, I swear.
And don’t be talking about Dutch Ovens or we’ll never be able to trick…I mean convince…anyone to stay with us!
SKANK HO!