Johno Chance.
Mate, i have little desire to boast about my massive penis, but i will mention, that any man who looks better than me is wearing make-up.
Hey ZAGGOT…come out pal…25 000 are willing to support your abusrd lifestyle choices, LOLOLOLOLOL.
TO spoofe{translated as ejaculate}, basically go and play with your PS1 or gameboy advance consoles you immature sub-idiot.
I’m a genius, and can be recognized by others of similar development.
The rest of you wimpy status quo protecting retards…eat my own shit.
Sorry for disturbing your dreams of becoming pornography stars…Rex and spoofe…ANAL LOVERS JOINED AT THE RECTUM.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Please enlighten me, David. What “absurd lifestyle choices” have I made?
BTW, am I the only one here who wants to have people who write “LOLOLOLOLOL” strapped to a rocket that’s speeding towards a black hole?
I could never quite understand the “Laughing Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud” mindset.
Choosing to become an exclusive homosexual…with insatiable anal demands.
LOLOLOLOLOL is code for Genius.
1- I’m quite heterosexual.
2- You’re an idiot.
3- I hope someone who is gay flames the living fuck out of you for using “homosexual” as an insult, and calling it an “absurd lifestyle choice”, you sad fucking bigot.
4- You’re still an idiot. Felchwad.
Damn. I knew I forgot an option. That part sort of goes without saying, though.
No you are a wimpy gay wanna-be.
I’m your intellectual superior…ZAGGOT.
Oh, HOW FRIGHTENING…someone limp-wristed transexual is gonna pull my pants down.
Both Joseph and I have kicked your pithy ass all over EZEBB.
You and the emotionally disturbed REXDORK can make your own porno…ZAGGOT FISTS REX 14.
Errrrr… When exactly did you or Joseph** ever “kick my ass”? You mean all those times where neither of you ever supported your arguments, or addressed anyone’s points?
The rest of your post isn’t even worth printing out to use as toilet paper.
**Though I hate to bring up shit from other boards, I felt I needed to include this for clarity’s sake: “Joseph” is David’s only ally at EZBoards. He’s a known neo-nazi who’s contributed articles to such lovely white-supremacist sites as The Vanguard News Network. Notably, he wrote url=http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/index376.htm]this article.
Is it just me, or is there something twisted about an alliance between a vegetarian environmentalist and a neo-nazi?
Argh… messed up my codes. The article is here
What the fuck are you talking about???
BTW, this:
is gonna get you into a little hot water.
I’m talking about ZAGGOTS favourite food…ejaculate.
NO PLEASE…NOT THE WRATH OF THE GAYS…LOLOLOLOLOL
Hey, I missed the part where David said:
Heh. Of course, it had nothing to do with your post’s several copyright violations.
Holy hubcaps, why isn’t this clown banned yet? He has nothing to contribute, he’s a bigot, and he’s a raving lunatic.
I’m hoping he gets the shit flamed out of him before he gets banned.
What comes before sophomoric…freshmanic?
Oh. In that case I should let you know that some moron has hacked your computer and is embarrassing the hell out of you.
Dear Mr. Wilson,
We regret to inform you your application to become official jerk of this board has been denied. We already have our fair share of jerks and if we admitted you we would have to get rid of at least two or three as your jerkiness is more than that of the next three greatest jerks combined.
We thank you for thinking of us and we wish you good luck in your search for a post commensurate with your abilities.
P.P.
Dierdre Stragaloff
Asst. to the prez.
I thought “splooge” was the other word for ejaculate. “Spoof” is another word for “parody.”
Yet again, DW shows another area of Human Knowledge in which he’s never set foot, so to speak.
Come on…he’s going after guys named Beeblebrox and no one’s bothered to bust out with this gem yet?..
“Don’t try to out-weird me, three-eyes…I’ve gotten stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
The old ways are the best, guys. Don’t bother coming up with anything original for this poor, miserable, flaccid excuse for a biped. “Bored Housewife” web sites automatically turn down his credit card information. How much further down does he REALLY need to go?