The only words which came to mind when reading the OP were:
Ho
Lee
Fuck
Seriously, go get a fucking life. Keep this shit up and I’ll petition the mods to make you have a single OP that you can constantly update with your worthless, witless, farkless, stupidass observations.
Got that, Dawg?
[Sean Connery]You’re the man now, dawg![/SC]
How long until pizzabrat gets on the soapbox about, say, brother vs brutha? Mother vs mutha? I’m just talkin’ about Shaft!
aaaaand I’ve stopped making sense
Shut yo’ mouth!
(did I get that in first???)
Dude.
If you’re not just trolling for attention (which, comon’, we all know that’s why you continue to start these ridiculosly mundane threads) I’d seriously start worrying about your overall health.
If these piddly little “rants” really do actually get your underoos in a twist, then you’re destined to suffer from a heart attack at a very early age. Your blood pressure must skyrocket on a daily basis.
C’mon, the hopefully thread turned into a pretty cool discussion of lexicon. Of course, it got cool once the OP wasn’t involved anymore, and two people who had educations really went at it. But I learned a lot.
I’m sure that in about 100 posts or so, this could get really interesting!
You mean there’s no point in spelling words differently when they’re pronounced the same, even though they mean totally different things?
Shows yew what eye no.
Pizzabrat, you are a certifiable fuckwit. Just like with the jealousy thread, a little research shows the exact opposite of what you’re bitching about.
The spelling “dawg” is not some Ebonics parody, it’s just a phonetic way of spelling “dog” to simulate an accent. It’s been around for more than a century and it’s been used in contexts far away from mocking African-Americans.
From here. If you had the foggiest idea what you were talking about, this would be your first source.
And if you’re going after people for writing slang words phonetically to show the speaker’s accent, then you’d better bloody well go after luminaries like Charles Dickens. I look forward to your diatribe about Nicholas Nickleby - you could talk about how it’s a racist attack on Yorkshire school-masters.
On a very special episode of Saved By The Bell, we learn that Zack is not a “bro” but a “brah,” and Kelly is not a “whore” but a “hoe.” Stay tuned!
I suppose the “izzle” shit would make his head asplode.
Fo shizzle. 
Jerry ‘Rem Dawg’ Remy is black? Crikey! I thought it was a Boston accent! Turns out it’s jive.
forgive me, am just being silly, honestly, and would never wish to hurt anyone’s feelings. Just suddenly thought about the lady in Airplane, ‘Excuse me, I speak jive.’
Which reminds me why Snoop Dog carries an umbrella:
Fo drizzle
… and you’re blaming the posters for this why?
Hey! Dawg is Gawd spelled backwards! Sort of.
Ack! I’ve been anagrammed!
This post has been…
I’m sorry, I just can’t complete that sentence.
Poor pizzabrat. The world outside Mrs. Worthington’s Finishing School for Uptight Young People is a confusing place, isn’t it? I can’t imagine you walking the streets with the commoners if these sorts of things upset you so.
pizzabrat: “Well, I never! I do believe that young man’s trousers are oversized, as they are hanging several inches below his waistline! I wonder if I should alert him so that he can correct the situation?”
random guy to friends: “Shee-yit, dawg, don’t be tellin’ me you ain’t comin’ over tonight! We gonna mack on some hotties, a’ight?”
pizzabrat: ::monocle falls into water glass::
Or Hulk Hogan.
I thought that was German at first…