"Dawg"? (very mild, you sadists)

Leider! Ich bin anagrammed gewesen! :smiley:

I like dawg because you can draw out the vowel. Like: “What’s up dawwwwg?” Whereas stretching dog out makes it look like it has a double-o sound, which is generally a u. “What’s up dooooooog?” just doesn’t cut it.

There was me, that is Alex, and my three dooogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim…

You’re right. It just doesn’t work.

Are you for fucking real? Is there no end to your idiocy??

Funny you should mention that.

::Giraffe’s monocle falls into his water glass::