What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooping?
A question of pride.
Help me show my grandma how I feel about her.
Las Vegas ideas.
From GD:
Why do all living things die
Is it murder or abortion?
From IMHO:
What off-brand products do you swear by?
“Let the buyer beware”
From MPSIMS:
Bizarre Phone messages left in error
Paging my work ethic. Please come back.
This is SO much better. (I quit my job.)
At last, I can finally post this one! In MPSIMS a couple days ago.
Girl in wreck survives 10 days on noodles, Gatorade
Silicone Caulk, Super Glue and a Kickball
The question is: how many of the others tasted better than Gatorade?
One would assume that she dined on the super glue last. I commend her for her forethought.
What would happen if a Chihuahua was inseminated with a Great Dane?
Hyperventilation and passing out
Has the UK gun ban improved the situation any?
A question of ethics.
I’m seeing the Pixies tonight.
Unintentionally amusing nude scenes.
In MPSIMS:
I Paid $20.00 To Go See Multi-Million Dollar Homes Today
Post your DOH!
Can anyone tell me how to dislodge a chunk of Klondike Bar chocolate from one’s nasal passage? Ouch!
So how many of you straight dopers have actually been to prison?
I hereby announce my candidacy…
Once I start, I can’t stop…
If something small and furry runs over your little toe…
My Busy Day
Frog Orgy
Loperamide HCl (Immodium) and long-term use
Swollen Feet/Legs as a Drug Side Effect
MPSIMS …
It’s my birthday and my life kinda sucks right now
- and -
Goodbye all, this is my last post
If something small and furry runs over your little toe… - and -
Dog Shot To Death In New Hampshire park - and -
Bizarre Phone Messages left in error
Intelligence…or really good bullshitting? - and -
Talk about mixing the best day/worst day of your life
May We Have Some Updates, Please? - and -
Tripler is OK and in Qatar
MPSIMS, 6:39
So how many of you straight dopers have actually been to prison?
Frog Orgy
I don’t usually post in these threads but this one really stuck out:
**Poll: What did you call your private parts when you were a kid?
Stray Doritos and Pee **