From MPSIMS:
I’m a daddy!
I need a son like a hole in my head…
From the BBQ Pit:
“Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER F–K!!!”
WHAT ON EARTH is this horrible goo?! Damn you to HELL Golden Wok!
“The finance group is so quiet that…”
I need a son like I need a hole in my head
So I had a date. What now?
“Wrong-O, Mary Lou!”
I’m depressed.
Depression totally sucks!
From MPSIMS
Chainsaws: Good
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
coming out of the closet
Am I the Only One?
Am I still a geek?
So, I had a date. What now?
Contacting a long-lost ex-girlfriend
Bitch Better Have 'Ma Money!
OK, so I took a little bit of a liberty with that one…
You took mine, Lando. 
Found in MPSIMS:
So, I had a date. What now?
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
In GQ:
What does Sex smell like?
Closed mussels.
I’m not subscribing, so goodbye all
Bitch Better have ma money!
From ATMB, of all places:
Subscribed, but Charter Member not showing
What if I don’t want to be a “Charter Member”
I’m losing 10 pounds in April. Anybody else in?
Best. Pizza. Ever.
OUCH! Stop biting me!
“Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER F–K!!!”
(Almost anything goes with that thread to make a funny pair. :D)
If only we had a consecutive thread title HALL OF FAME
What does Sex smell like?
Calling All Mormon Architects (And anyone else who would know of course!)
That first thread has much potential for use…
Almost Unbelievable Coincidences that Really Happened
Yes, we have no bathroom…
I am so going to strangle my dog (TMI)
Dog Shot To Death In New Hampshire park
General Questions:
Can I hedge against a drop in my home's value?
Buying real estate with nothing down?
evolution of spam? no mortgages, lots of drugs
I see a downward spiral here.