Deadliest Warrior: Ridiculous Edition!

Cafe Society
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I’ve been enjoying Deadliest Warrior on Spike lately, and recently they announced an episode featuring Vampires vs. Zombies (not as a regular type of thing, of course)! I was thinking of some matchups I would like to see on the show (or at least handled in a similar manner) and came up with these:

**Joshua (WarGames) vs. HAL (2001)
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My pick: HAL; Joshua is powerful but just too childlike to take down the clever HAL.

**Norse Pantheon vs. Greek Pantheon
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Tough to call, but I’d give it to the Norse with Loki giving them the necessary X-factor to win.

**Yahweh vs. Brahman
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Yahweh killed pretty much the whole world. Easy one to pick there.

**The Iron Giant vs. Voltron
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Voltron’s ability to split into multiple Lionbots wins the day.

**Hannibal Lector vs. Morimoto (Iron Chef style, secret ingredient: Long Pig!)
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Morimoto’s dishes are better tasting, but tragically, Hannibal kills and devours the Chairman and judges before a verdict is reached.

Thoughts? Any matchups you would like to see?

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Smurfs vs Snorks

He-Man vs Lion-O

Predator I vs Predator II

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Munchins vs. Oompa Loompas

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Death Star Vs. Borg Cube
<D&R>

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Sorry, but this thread reminded me how great the series is.

Showing how shallow I am, Joan was hotter.

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Terminator vs. RoboCop

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a regular US army dog face fighting for a truck full of coca cola tangles with the truck driver who’s a drunken ex-marine.

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Robot Chicken did this one.

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Beavis and Butthead vs Bill and Ted–It could go either way.

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**Cro-Magnon vs. Daleks

Seal Team 6 vs. The Arawaks

Voltron vs. Ventronic**

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new wavers against new romantics?

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John McClane v. John Rambo

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T-800. It tolerates battle damage better.

John Creighton vs. Han Solo

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The Battle of the Progressives
Genesis vs. Yes

The Battle of the Rugbies
Union vs. League

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs. Xena Warrior Princess

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Shark vs Tiger

Home field will be a key factor in this match-up

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And Wayne and Garth in a Triple Threat.

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The Flood from Halo vs. the Bugs from Starship Troopers.

The Necromorphs from Dead Space vs. the aliens from Aliens.

The Unsullied from A Song of Ice and Fire versus the Zerg from Starcraft.

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The Slider villains? Or are there other fictional versions that were warriors/villains? Because I don’t understand why the real thing would be interesting.

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The Battle of the near-Asperger Geeks
Bones vs. Sheldon