Well, it’s that time of year again, it’s time for:
ChiDope Quotes, October, 2001 Edition
Nymy: Oh, three pounds! I just tripled my fantasy!
Quix: Was I teabagged last night?
Dyno: I didn’t remember shoes. Do you think I remembered a sleeping bag?!
Folks are talking about sports, Nymy says that she’ll only get interested if Andy Green stats playing something.
Someone says:** What about Martin Granantica (sp?)? He’s like Andy Green, but tiny…he’s Tonya-sized!
Nymy says “Ohhhhh…I need to lie down… Wow, I never even thought of that as a concept…the things we could do!”
Joey Hemlock comes back from walking NymDawg…
Superdude: Did you poop?
So…who hasn’t been licked by tiggy?
VileOrb: The only thing I want floating in my beer is my liver.
Jane D’oh!: You can pretty much smoke anything.
Nymy: Hot Tang!?! Do you hear yourself?
Vile: I’m going pigs.
Joey: Boy, if I had a nickel for eveytime…
Miss Creant: I’m waffling, right now, between firemen and cocaine.
[li]Silent Bob: :**D Dopefest in my backyard w/ pool, etc. next spring or summer.[/li]
SilverFire: I wanna see some butt-fucking. That’s why I’m here!
Silver: Where are the fuzzy bunnies?
Tiggy: I ate the fuckers!
Joey: Was he as good as me, bitch?
Vile: What about ass?
Silver: Everybody’s humping me!
Quix: I’d fuck him up the ass for $1!!!
Silver: I am all for the butt sex!
Superdude to Silver: Do you want my number?
Silver: Yeah, what’s your name?
thinksnow: Y’know, the thing is, every bullet fired has to land somewhere.
Nymy: That’s deep, dude.
Nymy: It’s time for strip Apples to Apples.
Chique: I’m gonna get myself fixed.
Silver: Joey, you’d be so good at giving head.
Chique to Magdalene: Holy shit! Where’d you get a box that big?!
Quix: Hey, Nym, do you have pussy [sub]control[/sub]?
lno: You know I really expected to have lost my pants by now.
Nymy: So did I.
Vile to Joey: Thank you for slapping me in the balls.
lno: Yeah, I’m kickin’ it old stool. [sic]
lno with his hand on Superdudes thigh:** Chicken or brave?
Nymy: If, when I die, the only thing I’m known for is the worlds largest potato-gun, just don’t say anything.
think: Well, you’d likely be known for having the worlds largest butt-plug (aka- the Buttplug of Doom)
lno: So…I’m going to lose my nose-cherry.
Chique takes the worlds longest pee.
Superdude to lno: I hope that was just both of your fists, it felt like you had a foot in there.
Silver walks to the bathroom.
Nymy: Silver, are you ready to start moving?
Silver: Um…yeah, I’ll get back to you.
Silver continues to the bathroom.
Hardygrrl: You know we’re out of toilet paper, right?
Nymy: Yeah! That’ll learn ya, BITCH!
Quix on the Butt-plug of Doom: Hey, Nym, why didn’t you get the big one?
RE: Quix calling fraternities geeky
Nymy: You’re a fucking chemist!
Room: Dave’s not here!
lno: Ahhh…the sweet smell of man-sex.
Silver: Why would you keep a horse-cock in a jar?
think: Where else would you keep it?
<5-minute “Monster horse-cock conversation takes place>
think: Kinda tastes like chicken.
lno: …running start…
Nymy: Thank you for playing, now here’s some head. Buh-bye!
<Nymy does something and Shiva (NymDawg) get’s up and shakes herself>
Dyno: See! You made the dog feel unclean!