Diane,
Just to warn you ahead of time, I think there is another one over in MPSIMS who seems to be contestant in the horny little boy class.
His thread is “Sup”.
And it’s not that I’m ungrateful, it’s just that I’ve already had my share.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
UncleBeer says:
I give it a current overall rating of
Hate: 97%
Amusement: 3%
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Glad I could help Rysdad…
I am me… accept it or not.
Hmmm… maybe ChrisCTP and Ayesha are right. I don’t know what I was thinking, posting a criticism in the BBQ pit. How rude of me.
I should have been spending that time flirting and writing things like :
: and wink. Or maybe I should adopt some kids and talk about how cute they are.
After all, the SDMB is just a place to make cyber-friends and exchange cyber-emotions to appease my insecurities about my real-life failures.
It is always amusing when someone posting on a MB says that the other people posting must have no social skills or be complete losers or else “why would they be posting?” If you don’t like to {{hug}} and :: you are free not to, but the fact that other posters are liked and you are not is hardly a testament to your social skills or non-loserness.
Konrad,
You were thinking ? Tell me, did it hurt ?
If you want to bitch about someone, help yourself bubba, just don’t get your jock twisted in a knot when other people bitch about you.
And just what is wrong with making friends with people on SDMB , oh great all knowing one ? And what is wrong with a little flirting ? If I want to share my emotions or my whole frigging life story on this board, what is it to you ?
It’s my life. I can tell you that I am as open IRL, as I am here.
And I agree with Gaudere too, so there !
{{{Hugs}}}
Oh look, the fuck up fairy is visiting us again !
Diane, I’d help you out, sweetie, you know I would, but I’ve already got a teenager and two pre-teens at home, and I don’t think I could spare the time to help any others with their homework. And these two would obviously need LOTS of help.
Besides, it’s so much fun to watch you play with them! 
-Melin
No “maybes” about it, Bucky
First intelligent thing that has come out of your fingers (your dick doesn’t count).
God, that must have hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, especially if you were thinking in those big, hard, words and stuff.
Naw - trolling only works when your fishing and I don’t think you would have caught anything here. What we could have caught from YOU, now that is a different story.
This could only mean one of two things:
(1) You can’t find a woman willing (or you can’t get it up for anyone but your five fingered friend.)
(2) You could only brag about the cuteness of your children if they didn’t share the same genes as you.
Hmmmmm. . . . . can I chose. . . .
(3) All of the above?
Not really. . . .
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Gaudere: My point was not that you can’t be friendly but that people shouldn’t complain about criticism in the BBQ pit. If you want to hug and :
you can go to MPSIMS. It’s like going to rec.humor and posting “Why are you people always making jokes? Why can’t you be serious??”.
Diane: Hmmmm, let me just get the check list. Here’s what you covered:
name-calling, insulting intelligence, jerk-off jokes, deliberate mis-interpretation of previous posts, using your instead of you’re, insulting sexual prowress, insulting looks, suggesting therapy.
yawn… typical high-school material (and grammar). Nothing even worth responding too.
So, I guess that would be the logical end for this thread. Pretty short infatuation there K-rad.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
In other words, it has all basically flown over the top of your dinky head. DAMN - I knew I should have used those easy words.
Well dammit, there goes all the fun teasing the tardo.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Heh. Heh heh. A contradiction and irony, all at once. . . not bad!
Rich
So because the high-school level didn’t work you’re resorting to elementary-school methods?
Ok then.
You smell like poo-poo.
My daddy can beat up your daddy.
:::holding up hands:::
Damn Konrad, you win. How could I ever compete with that?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Konrad baby, give up. You’re out of your league here.
Diane is bright, self reliant, grown up, cute (damn cute), and doesn’t give a rat’s ass what you think. As you wander through life, think of the words “non-effectual”, and how they apply to you in this situation.
Ugly
What’s a bucther?
Damn it , I was hoping no one would notice the little twerp agreed with me !
Thanks, Diane.
::slinks away, head bowed in shame ::
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Nah, Konrad ain’t infatuated. Takes cojones to do that.
See, Konrad didn’t just pull up that red blooded male, Wild Kingdom crap out of nowhere. He’s yipping, soprano little upstart who decided from day 1 to piddle all over the landscape and show all those big cats there’s a big, bad new presence on the veldt.
Too bad is all he’s done is seep pee.
Ignore his snapping and sniping and yipping. He’s an incontinent bore.
Veb
So Veb, what you’re saying is, “Konrad is impotent in the fucking that is life.”
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
You know, what you guys gotta do is set up a web site that constantly monitors your feelings towards me through direct hookups to your brain. Like a live opinion-of-Konrad poll. That way I can disregard you on the fly instead of having to wait for you to post to ignore what you say.