Dear Diary, A Fat Naked Woman Stomped on my WindShield Today.

[Folacin]

@Toucanna

I call BS on the photo. I suspect it’s a “recreation” of the events. The woman in the photo appears to weigh less than 250 lbs. There are other things that don’t add up, but I’m too lazy to list them.

The dude who got his windshield smashed is the one who gave the estimate:

The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds

I think in his view “250 pounds” means “really large woman”. Unless he has the premium package for his car that weighs things that are standing on the hood.

[spankthecrumpet]

yeah… volvo 740, woth nothing basically (heck 250 pounds is too much ;)) makes this too “covenient”

[simster]

So -

a) would you tell folks that this woman weighed MORE THAN 250 #s? I mean, he suffered her wrath once - I wouldn’t want to piss her off more.

b) perhaps she was planning to star in the next Marvel movie “She-Hulk” and was just practicing for the audition!

[Rick]

@Sticks_and_Scones

While I agree that there’s no way that the woman in the picture weighs 250lbs, do you really think that some other woman would agree to get undressed and have her picture taken to recreate the event?

And it’s nice they could find a car that was the same color, too…

FWIW I’m about 246 right now, and she has a bigger gut on her than I have on me.

[carnivorousplant]

@Lanzy

Might have been naked Bowling, They make you wear those shoes.

I’m not entirely certain that I want to know what “Naked Bowling” is.

[Sticks_and_Scones]

@Rick

FWIW I’m about 246 right now, and she has a bigger gut on her than I have on me.

But how tall are you? And how much muscle do you have? And also, are you a female?

I suppose there’s no delicate way to put this, but I’ve been a 250 lb woman before and I looked larger than this. That is, unless she’s significantly taller than my 5’4" frame.

[Rick]

I’m 5’7" and not that muscular. And despite my rather misleading user name, I’m a guy.

ETA: my tits are way smaller than her’s also.

[chizzuk]

@appleciders

It’s probably a good thing that someone got a picture of it. I wouldn’t like to explain that to my insurance company.

Does having a fat, naked stranger stomp out your windshield qualify as an “act of God?”

[pulykamell]

@Marley23

If the photo is a recreation, it’s a really shitty one: it’s a cameraphone picture taken through a window, and you can see the reflection of the photographer. I am surprised they couldn’t edit that out whether it is real or fake. Does the Daily Mail make up stuff like this?

Well, if it’s “real” (which I think it is), it would be unethical for a news organization to edit out the reflection. (ETA: And that actually is a pain-in-the-ass Photoshop job to get rid of the reflection in that particular photo.)

[Lanzy]

@carnivorousplant

I’m not entirely certain that I want to know what “Naked Bowling” is.

Exactly what it sounds like.

OK, it is a reference to a scene from WKRP, quote from Ross.

[Foggy]

@chizzuk

Does having a fat, naked stranger stomp out your windshield qualify as an “act of God?”

Depends on which god we’re talking about.

[G0sp3l]

@chizzuk

Does having a fat, naked stranger stomp out your windshield qualify as an “act of God?”

Yes. A very sadistic one.

[Sassy]

@Toucanna

I call BS on the photo. I suspect it’s a “recreation” of the events. The woman in the photo appears to weigh less than 250 lbs. There are other things that don’t add up, but I’m too lazy to list them.

My cousin was one of the city personnel on the scene and confirms things happened as described. There’s no information confirming the woman’s weight, but the climbing onto the car and the damage done are actual events.