Dear Ex-Fat Guy on Subways Commercials

You are consistent. I’ll give you credit for that.

Yanno, a “hamper” really isn’t a very good name for it, is it?

Yeah, she must be a money-grubber for not wanting to stay married to a felon headed to prison for sex with minors. Shame on her.

Uh-huh.

I see a job opportunity for Clay Henry.

Considering “her man” has confessed to possessing child porn and molesting kids, can you honestly blame her? Seriously, the guy FUCKED LITTLE GIRLS. He admitted it.

I hope she takes the sick bastard to the cleaners. Even if she doesn’t deserve the money, their kids certainly should get something. I’m sure they DIDN’T know what was going on. At least, I really, really hope not.

Hey! I’d be offended, if it weren’t true.

:eek::eek: I did not want that idea in my head. It’s bad enough already.

Oh, and Dale, you do realize that, if she knew what was going on, that alone is enough, right?

Surely you don’t actually think divorcing someone is worse than enabling a child rapist, right? I mean,you’re bad enough to warrant being on ignore, but surely you’re not that fucked up…

I don’t know why the OP was so mad at Jared 13 years ago
if Subway was offering you money to keep doing commercials even after they got old, would you decline?

FBI crime profilers should be talking to Fenris, trying to figure out how he knew what he knew when he knew it.

It was going well until he found out she was registered to vote.

Jared you fucking asshole. That’s NOT what they meant when they told you to eat fresh.

Now you can eat shit.

Kinda makes me glad I don’t watch much “regular” (aka Over the Air) TV anymore.

Oh thanks for that image. shudder

…or if they made him sing a falsetto of “It Can Only Be Jared”.