Jerrod and Blonde Asshole. Gee, what a choice.
I’d like to see Jerrod get fat again to the point of diabetic coma, but I want to see Blonde Asshole get his fingernails pulled out one by one.
I’ve now decided to visit Culver’s. Fuck it.
I’m tired of these annoying dicks and I’m not buying their food til they stop.
Jared was way less annoying than Poor Man’s Denis Leary.*
Jared kept his mouth shut, and really, never bothered me much. PMDL is annoying as all hell.
And neither of them can change the fact that all the Subways I’ve ever been in smell like sewage.
*-Stolen from someone else on the Boards.
Well, now you’ve done it. We’re sure to be deluged by angry members of the Clay Henry fan club demanding that he get his share of the attention.
I don’t mind Jared (that much), and I like the stores and food. I just can’t use a napkin without seeing that silly “Eat fresh” slogan. It doesn’t even mean anything! Eat fresh what? Just eat “fresh”? They won’t serve me a 6" with sliced fresh smothered in fresh sauce.
Quizno’s kicks Subway’s ass.
So does Blimpies.
Hell, the stuff growing fuzz in my 'fridge beats Subway.
But…but…he’s Mr. Belding’s brother! From Saved by the Bell! How could you find him (gasp!) annoying? 
Where I live now, everyone behind the Subway counter is hispanic and most are female, yet all the Subway employees I see in the adverts are white male suburban kids. What up with that?
I haven’t seen the new ads yet, but I’m very scared.
Blonde Asshole makes more money for a day’s work shooting those ads than you or I make in a year.
Just thought I’d throw some salt on your wounds …
Hey, it’s what I do.
Really, Spiff? I’ve always wondered what people in commercials make. I didn’t realize they made that much money.
They don’t make that much. My cousin is an actress (you’d all recognize her) who does TV, movies, and commercials. “A day’s work” does not necessarily equal “more than the rest of us make in a year,” though the longer a commercial plays the more the actors get in residuals. She did pretty well off an MCI commercial, and as the Tetley Tea Lady, but still makes more on DOOL.
DOOL?
“Like sands through the hour glass, these are the DOOL?”
All these memories will be lost … like DOOL in the rain."
Days Of Our Lives.
Blimpies?? Are you nucking futs? Blimpies is awful…I’d walk a mile to a Subway, if there was a Blimpies right next door.
Aha! I knew it couldn’t be just me. I’ve never been able to stand the way it smells in there, other people think I’m crazy. Just thinking about it makes me want to hurl.
Unfortunately my husband is on a diet and loves Subway. Gack!
Their food always strikes me as though it’s been lacquered or sanitized, and there’s just the slightest resemblance of the smell to embalming fluid.
I’ll second Quizno’s, hot subs just seem so much more, well, natural.
There is no Ryujin, there is only DOOL!
