I am sorry I got drunk and touched your boob.
Sincerely,
Whammo
[homer voice]Mmmmmmmmm… boooobies[/homer voice]
…fine, i’m NOT sorry then!
I suppose it wouldn’t be permissable to ask for details?
[sub]thoughtnot[/sub]
hmmm… this sounds like an interesting thread, that could be made more interesting with details, so could you humor us and just tell us a bit more?
Well, I can start by telling y’all that a “boob” is slang for a “breast.” My mom told me this when I was six, and I occupied myself by running around the house yelling “boobie, boobie, boobie.” I am now 20, and I still do the same damn thing. Thanks a lot, mom. Peace
JB
It was late. I was drinking. We were in chat. She was minding her own business, not even talking to me. I reached out and touched her left boob with my right index finger. She slapped me.
I’m so ashamed.
Oh WHammo…I told you I forgave you last night.
hugs
This was, like, her VIRTUAL BOOB? And you feel bad about it? Really, or just virtually?
Thank you Falcon!!!
hugs
[sub]grope[/sub]
runs away
Virtually really bad? … ahh hell with it…
runs around touching boobs at random
Whammo hon?
It was funny once. Now it’s not. Get the picture?
Picture?
Picture.
Picture!
Right!! Got it.