Dear Falcon,

I am sorry I got drunk and touched your boob.
Sincerely,
Whammo

[homer voice]Mmmmmmmmm… boooobies[/homer voice]

…fine, i’m NOT sorry then!

:slight_smile:

I suppose it wouldn’t be permissable to ask for details?

[sub]thoughtnot[/sub]

hmmm… this sounds like an interesting thread, that could be made more interesting with details, so could you humor us and just tell us a bit more?

Well, I can start by telling y’all that a “boob” is slang for a “breast.” My mom told me this when I was six, and I occupied myself by running around the house yelling “boobie, boobie, boobie.” I am now 20, and I still do the same damn thing. Thanks a lot, mom. Peace

JB

It was late. I was drinking. We were in chat. She was minding her own business, not even talking to me. I reached out and touched her left boob with my right index finger. She slapped me.
I’m so ashamed.
:frowning:

Oh WHammo…I told you I forgave you last night. :slight_smile:

hugs

This was, like, her VIRTUAL BOOB? And you feel bad about it? Really, or just virtually?

Thank you Falcon!!!
hugs
[sub]grope[/sub]

runs away

Virtually really bad? … ahh hell with it…

runs around touching boobs at random

Whammo hon?

It was funny once. Now it’s not. Get the picture?

Picture?

Picture.

Picture!
Right!! Got it.