Dear McDonalds, please hire a linguist.

So that you don’t put out an ad like the latest flash ad for McDonald’s, which has the text “Double cheeseburger? I’d hit it.”

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index

I, for example, will quite happily tell you that “I’d hit it” is slang for “I’d fuck that.”

Just saying.

Maybe that’s what they wanted to say. :slight_smile:

That is seriously funny! Just goes to show how out of touch a bunch of old, rich white men can be.

they must be going after that coveted Fark demographic.

I believe there was an ad for Reebok or some such that featured a guy whose last name was “Felcher.” Zug.com did a prank where someone called the company and complained.

Maybe they’re shooting for a tie-in with American Pie 4: McJob.

-Joe

Now you know what the “special sauce” is.

How desperate does someone have to be to look at a sandwich and consider copulating with it? I mean, sure, a watermellon or honeydew I can see, but a hamburger?

“Have it your way” just popped into my head, but I guess that’s B King…

I’m never eating there again. :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

What about canteloupes?

You know, just asking.

Quit looking at me like that.

I prefer Wendy’s Hot and Juicy.

Hardee’s Thickburger, anyone?

Y’know, if you’re looking to have sex with a burger, there’s really only one place to go:

In ‘n’ Out.

Don’t wanna spoil myself. You know what they say, once you’ve had 'lopes…

Holy cow, this is fucking great. “I’d hit it!” Ah ha ha!

I’m picturing a room full of out of touch executives coming up with that one. Is there no one even semi-hip double checking this stuff?

Anyone remember that catchy “Bust a Nut!” jingle that Cornuts did a while back? That one truly made me go :eek: !

It’s like a party in my mouth!

-Joe

Looks like the matter is getting quite a lot of Internet attention:

Jack in the Box ain’t bad a’tall.