So that you don’t put out an ad like the latest flash ad for McDonald’s, which has the text “Double cheeseburger? I’d hit it.”
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index
I, for example, will quite happily tell you that “I’d hit it” is slang for “I’d fuck that.”
Just saying.
Maybe that’s what they wanted to say.
That is seriously funny! Just goes to show how out of touch a bunch of old, rich white men can be.
they must be going after that coveted Fark demographic.
I believe there was an ad for Reebok or some such that featured a guy whose last name was “Felcher.” Zug.com did a prank where someone called the company and complained.
Maybe they’re shooting for a tie-in with American Pie 4: McJob.
-Joe
Now you know what the “special sauce” is.
How desperate does someone have to be to look at a sandwich and consider copulating with it? I mean, sure, a watermellon or honeydew I can see, but a hamburger?
“Have it your way” just popped into my head, but I guess that’s B King…
I’m never eating there again. :eek:
lno
February 1, 2005, 8:53pm
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vetbridge:
How desperate does someone have to be to look at a sandwich and consider copulating with it? I mean, sure, a watermellon or honeydew I can see, but a hamburger?
What about canteloupes?
You know, just asking.
Quit looking at me like that.
tdn
February 1, 2005, 8:57pm
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I prefer Wendy’s Hot and Juicy.
Hardee’s Thickburger, anyone?
Miller
February 1, 2005, 9:09pm
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Y’know, if you’re looking to have sex with a burger, there’s really only one place to go:
In ‘n’ Out.
lno:
What about canteloupes?
Don’t wanna spoil myself. You know what they say, once you’ve had 'lopes…
Holy cow, this is fucking great. “I’d hit it!” Ah ha ha!
I’m picturing a room full of out of touch executives coming up with that one. Is there no one even semi-hip double checking this stuff?
Anyone remember that catchy “Bust a Nut!” jingle that Cornuts did a while back? That one truly made me go :eek: !
It’s like a party in my mouth!
-Joe
Liberal
February 1, 2005, 9:36pm
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Looks like the matter is getting quite a lot of Internet attention:
Jack in the Box ain’t bad a’tall.