… “What are YOU doing here? I’m amazed!”
Well, I have a special place in my heart for dogs, so I took him…
…out back to the chopping block, since the special place is the deepest, darkest, blackest corner of my heart.
With trembling hands,
I raised my blade,
Prepared to make it, but…
…2 blondes come running up pleading for the dogs life. One of them whispers in my ear…
…I’m surprised you didn’t recognize the lyrics to Pink Floyds, The Final Cut. They are awesome. In fact, if you spare the mutt, I’ll hum a few bars…
…as I’m really good at humming", says Blonde #1, as she kneels down to…
…tie her shoe lace, “but I can’t figure out how to do this” I kneel down to…
… help her, but we accidentally bump our …
…completely engorged sexual organs immediately leading to…
…Sexual assault lawsuits all around, I end up in handcuffs…
…and straped to the bed. All the girls jump on the bed and start to…
…yell for the yak to come into the room
looking up at the celing I notice a large hook and cables attached to a winch and then I see the Yak is wearing a harness so the girls then…
…start threading the cables through their elaborate nipple jewelry, preparing to…
…write a letter to Cecil asking, "Why does it always hurt when I…
…A moment of clarity in which I vowed never to…
…allow Crisco into any bodily orifice again. The last time that happened was when the…
…bash my head with this club…
…which always causes multiple story lines to come into my head, which leads back to my task at hand. Speaking of Crisco and the task at hand…
…we’re at a freakin’ sorority house drunk with a can of Crisco yet nobody can seem to actually…
Hold on to those peeled cucumbers the girls thoughtfully provided…