finally have hot ‘n’ nasty monkey sex. She unzipped my pants, reached in, and pulled out my…
…show her the benefits of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias.
She immediatly grabbed the F volume and asked me if i could help show her how to…
Fry sausage, so i inserted 10" of hard meat into…
A hollowed out zucchini, along with some thyme, rosemary and tomatoes…
preparing a dish of orgasmic proportions.
I looked the blonde deep in her vacant blue-eyes and asked :
“Wanna see my iron chef ?”
She squealed with pleasure and moaned . . .
No, but why don’t we go into the next room where we can be alone and…
…finally start that “learn-at-home hypnosis set”. Before long she and I were…
deeply enmeshed in a game of scrabble…
I looked at my letters
s u d i m y c k c k
and wondered what to put down.
Alas, my view of the game board was blocked when in front of me passed…
the largest sheep I had ever seen…
a herd of wild goats. The blonde jumped up and began to…
Oh, damn, Lana Lynn, my ofth-thought Beloved! If ever there was a more sheer perfect sweet salutation to the paroxysms of whatever would woolly-be, it might just hope to graze her yonder pastures…
Luckily, Lana had more common sense. Until she sensed The Coyote.
Never had a more fierce, but passionate, creature stalked the night. I couldn’t believe when …
He turned to me and introduced himself, saying “Hello, my name is Wiley Coyote, SuperGenius. Have you seen a roadrunner around here?” Seeing a talking coyote caused me to…
… have an uncontrollable urge to purchase a product from the ACME online catalog. I logged on, and perused their selection of vibrating…
rocket cars. I ordered one, and seconds later a tall redhead in a tight Acme T-shirt knocked on the door, and said breathlessly…
…said, "I have been making deliveries all day and sure could use a drink. So, I poured her some sangria, which in her haste, she spilled down the front of her oh-so-tight t-shirt, exposing her full, ripe…
melons. Watermelons. She had a side job as a fruit delivery gal and had her hands full all day.
“Oh, my”, she moaned breathlessly, “let me take wet, tight t-shirt off so we can get this stain out” as she lifted the hem of the shirt over her head and then…
… out jumped a talking dog. I was amazed to see it, but I think it was even more amazed to see me, since it said …