Theoretically I’d go for one night of horror in exchange for enjoying the rest of my life. But then when I think about the practicality… No. Oh god no. No no no no no.
He loved his mother like
No other
His daughter was his sister
And his son was his brother.
When he found what he had done
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end for a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
My mother is in her 70’s. I already don’t want to have sex with women that old who aren’t my mother, so adding in the parent thing makes it no contest.
Going by the way the OP is worded, if I declined to sex mom on down, that’d still leave me a plethora of masturbating options beginning at beating off over free internet porn and extending all the way up to $10k Real Dolls. I’d have to take the bopping the bologna option over incesticating and the inevitable suicide that would follow.
That one was easy.
I can’t believe how many people picked door one.
Makes me glad I’m celibate - seriously.
This was a tough and thoroughly agonizing decision. Given that I have a paper bag to put over my head and I can mentally drift off to Never, Neverland, I might be able to withstand the former. Diddling myself is just not that much fun after a while.
‘tis gon’ be a long ~30 years 
No more sex forever for me. Or tonight either, thanks :mad:
Why do you have to limit it to opposite sex parent? My dad’s a looker!
Hell, let’s finish squicking out everyone completely.
Replace parent with child.:eek:
Now I’m going to be celibate in my next life also, thanks!
I’d rather put a bullet through my head.
I just want to know who the 16 people who would have sex with their parents are.
[Samir]
It’s horrible, this poll.
[/Samir]
This is a message board not a dating site.
Bunch of father-rapers and mother-stabbers around here.
Option 2.
…Wait, this was supposed to be hard?
(One of the clinchers for me was the fact that it was supposed to be “marathon” sex. Opposite sex parent aside, I just couldn’t DO the marathon thing. Some magazine had a list of “things every couple should do at some point in their relationship,” and one of them was “have sex all day.” Are you kidding me? I could MAYBE do it twice. After that we’d be looking at skin grafts.)
I stopped having sex over a decade ago, so the answer was easy. Actually it would have been an easy answer no matter what. Sex (as fun as it can be) was never **that **important to me, also given the messed up relationship I already have with my mother, yeah a life time of celibacy is fine.
I laughed.
I’m old enough to have laughed at this.
As to the poll…I’m thinking. (To be fair, my dad’s pretty hot for a 63 year-old, and has a great personality.)
There are so, so many things other than penis —> vagina (or —> anus, if you swing that way) that can keep me more than happy for the rest of my life, so I’ll forgo sex and live out the rest of my days blissfully unaware of how my father is in the sack, thank you very much.
If you were including more than penetrative sexual intercourse in the definition of “sex” for the purposes of this poll… well, you should have been more specific.
My husband might be annoyed, but I picked door #2.
Not that he’d be at all happy with door #1, either. Either way, I’d probably be looking at divorce.
I’m pretty much on my way to no sex again ever. Of course since both my parents are dead, adding the necro element is a real cincher.