Just for fun, who’d you imagine winning in the following death matches?
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[li]Snapper. He’s been an intersteller mercenary. Rick’s just a guitar bum.[/li][li]Alfred. Jarvis is fat, & Alfred totes a mean shotgun.[/li][li]Lois. She’s into both martial arts, & weightlifting. Mary Jane is cute, but only into shopping.[/li][li]Ma kent. Aunt May has a heart problem.[/li][li]JJJ is a stone cold psycho. One round.[/li][li]Gyrich. Also a psycho.[/li][li]The Ancient One. Nabu is a loser.[/li][li]Uatu takes it on pure power.[/li][li]JL Frostbite. Cause Thunderbolts are ex-villains, & the bad guys always lose.[/li][li]Zann get stuck into a popscicle freezer, & the girls go off somwewhere…intimate…for a friendly chat…& then sell the video to the Playboy Channel.[/li][/ol]
Not to stir up any trouble, but Max Lord is pretty freakin’ dangerous and psychotic himself, and Justice League Antarctica was also made up of ex-villains (the former Injustice League members).
Depends on the contest, though I’d throw in with Rick – the guy even packs an emergency parachute in case he ever has to leap from exploding Skrull spaceships, fer Og’s sake. He’s way more prepared than either Snapper or Batman.
(And I’ll point out that Snapper Carr served for a time as a mentor to Young Justice; some of the issues feature Snapper chatting on the phone with “Rick,” swapping super-hero stories… 
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Edwin Jarvis vs. Alfred Pennyworth?
I don’t know Jarvis, but Alfred is the dude who keeps the entire Bat-Conglomerate running. Hard to top that.
Lois Lane vs. Mary-Jane Watson?
Mary-Jane is hotter, but Lois is just plain ruthless. If it came down to a fight, Lois easily.
Aunt May vs. Ma Kent?
Aunt May is a frail urbanite who hardly even leaves the apartment. Ma Kent is a tough, down-to-earth farm girl. Besides, Ma Kent managed to raise an alien kid who could toss a battleship into orbit, and still instilled morality and American values into him. Aunt May never had to deal with anything like that (Peter’s powers didn’t come until adolescence).
Perry White vs. J. Jonah Jameson?
Both very good at what they do, but Jameson would throw the fight so he could sell papers publicizing the resulting scandal. White, a respectable journalist, would fight fair and win.
Kitty Pryde & Jubilee vs. the Wonder Twins?
C’mon, are you serious? A Hostess fruit-pie could beat the Wonder Twins.
1)No idea who Snapper is, but Rick Jones is a quasi-useless ponce. Victory to the guy with the lame name
2)I was originally going to go straight Pennyworth, but I may remember an issue or two of Jarvis handling some of the Avengers more interesting toys. I’ll still go with Alfred though.
3)I’ll stand out of the crowd and go with M.J. I just prefer Spider Man to Superman.
4)My Spidey bias can’t keep me from stating the obvious here. Tough farmer vs. skinny urbanite. Ma Kent, unless it’s a bake off.
5)J. Jonah has ethics when pushed, as shown when he told Bastion off right to his face. Also, Jonah is friggin’ nuts.
6)Gyrich wins this one. He’s badass and psycho.
7)no idea who either one is, so Batman if he’s prepared.
8)I have to go with Uatu on this one. His power level shifts from moment to moment. When he speaks, even Galactus takes notice. If all else fails, he can drop his massive head on Metron.
9)There was a Justice League Antarctica? Why? Was something spooking the penguins? I’ll go Thunderbirds here simply because I know who they are.
Maybe a better match up would be JL Antarctica vs. The Great Lakes Avengers?
10)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wait…what was the question again? A sponge with a gun could take out the wonder twins Even Jubilee’s power is kind of usefull.
Who cares, just make it a jello wrestling match.
then we’ll have
Wilma vs Betty
Ginger vs Mary Ann
Smamatha vs Jeanie
Daisy Duke vs Ellie May Clampet
Dam…I gotta go now.