Who’d win?
Wolverine vs. Freddie Kruger?
Jean Grey vs. Jason Voorhees?
Punisher vs. Leatherface?
Rachel Summers (the new Marvel Girl) vs. Carrie White?
Franklin Richards vs. Damian Thorne?
Cable vs. the Terminator?
Teenaged demonseed Illyana Rasputin vs. Samara (from “the Ring”)?
Deadman vs. Captain Howdy (a.k.a. Pazzuzzu)?
Zatanna vs. the Blair Witch?
Martian Manhunter vs. the Predator?
the Hulk vs. Pumpkinhead?
the Brood vs. Xenomorphs (the “Aliens” creatures)?
Batman vs. Hannibal Lecter?
Wolverine vs. Freddie Kruger : Draw. Neither can kill the other.
Jean Grey vs. Jason Voorhees : Jean. She can just hold in in the air, or drop him in wet cement and let it harden.
Punisher vs. Leatherface : BLAM ! Punisher.
Franklin Richards vs. Damian Thorne : What level of Franklin ? At full power, he’s basically a god IIRC.
Martian Manhunter vs. the Predator : 5 second contest; MM can squash a Pred like a bug.
the Brood vs. Xenomorphs (the “Aliens” creatures) : The Brood has living starships and other toys; they could just “nuke them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”.
Batman vs. Hannibal Lecter : Bats wins; he’s at least as smart, with better toys.
Wolverine vs. Freddie Kruger?
Wolverine might not be able to kill Freddy, but Freddy wouldn’t be able to do anything to Wolvie. Logan could at least majorly inconvenience Freddy. So this one’s Wolverine’s.
Martian Manhunter vs. the Predator?
The Predators have some nifty weapons and a fair amount of skill in using them, but there’s nothing about them that’s super-powered. And they’ve never gone up against anything with the sort of powers the Manhunter has. So unless the Predator happens to pick a flamethrower as his first choice of weapon, no contest.
Batman vs. Hannibal Lecter?
This is a tricky one, but can be resolved by reductio ad absurdem. If Hannibal wins, then Batman would be prepared with fava beans and a nice Chianti. But Batman being prepared contradicts the assumption that Batman loses. Therefore, Batman winning is the only logically tenable possibility.
Wolverine V Freddy Krueger: Wolverine wins on points. He can’t kill Freddy, but he can funk him up pretty bad. Freddy can’t do much of anything to Wolverine.
Jean Grey V Jason Voorhees: Even at non phoenix levels, this one is over before it starts. High level telekinesis beats big guy with machete every time.
Punisher V Leatherface: Assuming that Leatherface doesn’t have the horror star unkillability, I’ve got to go with the Punisher. Leatherface has a chainsaw. The Punisher has training, guns, knives, and possibly a grenade or two.
Rachel Summers V Carrie: Carrie is a tough telekinetic. Rachel Summers is nigh phoenix level. Tell Carrie that they’re all going to laugh at her, cause she’s going down in the first round.
Franklin Richards V Damian: Franklin can pretty much alter reality at will. Another easy battle for team comic book.
Cable V Terminator: Both have metal bits. Both have guns. Cable has bigger guns and telekinesis. He collects the $0.10 deposit on the Terminators remains.
Illyana Rasputin V Samara: Illyana can teleport, has a magic sword, and has faced spooky things before. Samara comes out of a well or your television set and moves really creepy. Illyana wins this one.
Zatanna V Blair Witch: Zatanna wins because Blair Witch 2 sucked.
Martian Manhunter V Predator: The predator is outclassed on so many levels that it isn’t even funny.
Hulk V Pumpkinhead: :eek: Looks like somebody smashed the hell out of that bigass jackolantern. Jolly Green wins it in one hit.
Brood V Xenomorphs: The brood have brains. Xenomorphs don’t. Or you could go the other way and have them lay eggs in each other until we wind up with brood/Xenomorph hybrid. THey’d probably be a lot like the brood, only kinda retarted.
Batman V Hannibal Lecter: Hannibal is smart. Batman is smart enough to learn how to fight and to bring weapons. The only thing Hannibal swallows are his own teeth.