Recently at the book store and bought an odd collection of books. We have a thread on what 3-5 items you could buy at the grocery store that would raise some eyebrows - so that got me thinking…
**What are 3-5 real book titles or subjects that would raise some eybrows if you bought them together? **
Tibs.
Hrrm I placed on reserve the Necronomicon, Satanic bible, Book of Enoch and 3 Crowley books and checked them out all at the same time once.
“Hot date”
Was all I said to the librarian as I left.
Professional Hypnotism Manual: Introducing Physical and Emotional Suggestibility and Sexuality
Lolita
Weddings for Dummies
Okay, I thought this would be about what your kid watches on TV…
How about one with just two?
“A Guide To American Preschools”, and “Embalming At Home”.
I thought it was going to be about a cute 4 year old enacting a death scene.
That’s what mine used to do (he’s 12 now). Now he slams himself into concrete posts and falls down as if he were sledge-hammered. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the “UNNNGgghuuuh!! OOOOuuuHAh!!!” sound effects.
Sort of embarrassing, I walk away muttering something about having rented a kid for the day.
I was walking past the Oxfam second-hand bookshop a couple of months back, and saw two titles which probably shouldn’t have been put next to each other: “Sex in Public” and “On the Way to the Wedding”.