December 12, 2019

The world failed to end seven years ago.

Mr VOW planned on running outside on the morning of January 1, 2013, and yelling up at the sky, “Neener! Neener!”

Instead, he grunted at his pillow, rolled over, and went back to sleep.

You didn’t get the memo?

It’s probably buried under all these TPS reports

Sure it did. Remember, we moved to this planet in the giant space ark? And we decided not to tell the stupidest people what happened because they would …
Never mind.