Two school band concerts in a row. Looking forward to watching my daughters perform. This is pretty much their only extra curricular activity so I don’t begrudge rushing dinner, driving during rush-hour in some pretty crappy Calgary conditions (Dad got his car stuck in a parking lot, my vehicle was partially trapped by the plow, snow, cold, ice, volume, etc., etc.). I don’t begrudge showing up an hour early to drop off my kids and waiting around an hour before the concert starts, standing in winter clothing, or sitting on uncomfortable folding chairs in the gym. I appreciate the work the teachers, volunteers, and the students are doing for these infrequent events. Let’s listen to our kids do the best they can do. And some of them are very, very good.
I do begrudge the asshole “official photographer” who plops down beside my wife (front row, centre, hey, we were early because of dropping off duties) and starts snapping flash pics from his seat. 250 flash pics from one location, one angle. Choir on risers to the left, band on chairs on the right. Asshole could have taken two pictures all night and been done. Wife got so annoyed she talked to him. Asked him to stop. This is a very, very high level of annoyance for her. We are not emotional people. We are not loud in public. We sit and watch concerts, shows, movies in silence. We respect the performers and the audience. This was out of the ordinary for her. I offered to trade seats with her and she happily obliged. She was pissed. I was annoyed. The yearbook is going to have shitty pictures.
Maybe the next day would be better. Hah!
Concert number two. Fight the ice and snow for five minutes trying to get the van out of the once was soft, now hard frozen snow. Wondering how we’re going to get the kid to the concert if I can’t get out. This is not starting out well. Did I mention driving to the school during rush hour?
Asshole photographer (different one this time) is snapping fifteen frames per second through the concert. Over my left shoulder. Clack, clack, clack of her DSLR. Take a fucking video. Only 15 fps more and your camera will be fucking quiet. At least she wasn’t using flash. And she did move around so I didn’t get to listen to her camera for the whole night.
Oh, but I got to shush the asshole grandparents directly behind us. The ones who talked through a whole number. Having a conversation about nothing to do with the concert. You want to have a conversation? Leave the fucking gym. Why the fuck are you here? My kid was in the first section of the performance. She’s not even playing any more. But we are here to see the show and we are watching all the other students, listening to the special guests, and supporting our school and children and grand children. STFU!
And in response to your stage whispered comment whether or not I would shush the toddler three rows up? No, I wouldn’t. If he got as bad as, as annoying as you cud chewing, lip flapping, ignorant, disrespectful shitheads, I would say something to the mother and ask her politely to consider the rest of the audience and take her fussing child out of the gym. But guess what, asshole, the toddler doesn’t know better, the mother was doing fine, if it got bad enough the school staff would have done something, and you should be better fucking behaved than a toddler ffs!
Thank you for getting up and leaving before the show was done (probably in a huff, but I’m not sure since I was watching the concert you dicks!)
Thank you girls for two very good concerts.
Fuck you very much asshole, inconsiderate concert goers and shithead amateur photographers.