Declanium is a sorry excuse for a mother.

@ boards like Reddit it is common to post picture proof of these kinds of claims.

How are people emotionally invested in stuff like this when there is 0 proof any of it is real?

Is Declanium a woman?
Does she have childern?
Did they ever smoke pot?

Nobody knows >> Nobody should get worked up about this crap.

Look at it as a Skald hypothetical. Nasty premise, objectionable characters, full of implied prejudges and a complete fantasy.

Since we’re already in the Pit, let me denounce those who lack appreciation for The Prophet. Much of it reads like poetry; and the lesson on “Children” teaches much of what y’all are trying to teach her, but better and more eloquently.

$1000? I’ve smoked a fair amount of weed over the decades, but I’m not sure I’ve spent that much in toto. Maybe Mom should buy him a water-pipe — to get more THC in the bloodstream per dollar.

Or did this weed come with weed-groupy girls to help him smoke it?

If everyone else is still feeding them, does it really matter if one more person joins in? People like to call out trolls in the Pit–we even have a thread specifically for that.

For the record, I still say they are saucywench and Charlie Wayne. They were good at seeming to be clueless, and at saying things that irritate people, but not so good as faking how a non-troll reacts to being called a troll. No, I won’t explain what I mean.

I get everyone refuting their stupidity at first–so that no one else thinks she’s right. But everyone’s just repeating themselves at this point. If others don’t get why “her” attitude is bad parenting by now, they never will.

Well, sure, it could be pure fiction. But theoretically, anything any Doper posts could be pure fiction. Why, you might not even be an orangutan. We all choose to accept a common theory that Dopers are real and that what they say is factual. Maybe it’s not, but then why even post on a message board?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Accepting outrageous stories at face value has a sad history.

Exactly. What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.

Some people enjoy the attention, even it is attention aimed at purely/mostly/somewhat fictional characters.

Then you must also grant that some people enjoy responding and entertaining these “purely/mostly/somewhat fictional characters”.

I’m not saying people shouldn’t entertain and enjoy themselves. I am wondering why some get emotionally invested in something that has a good chance of being all BS.

Based on some of the posts I’ve read in this thread, some people have an emotional connection to this type of event because it’s reflected in their own life experience. Whether as the parent or the child.

Exactly.

That is why this is such a nasty form of trolling.

Eh, for the same reason people got all choked up and lost their shit when Jon stabbed Daenerys, or when Rose let Jack slip off into the depths when he froze.

For the record, while I know that there are mothers in real life who are as emotionally abusive as Declanium, at this point I’m convinced s/he is merely trolling.

Still a shit, of course.

My bets are that Declanium is a pothead herself and she posts here after toking up. They tell me the shit you get these days was a lot better than what I could get when I was in school.

Wow, that level of required proof sounds really toxic. One of the beauties of message boards is that you can be somewhat anonymous. That’s how people get doxxed, and their lives get ruined.

If her story is true, she has enough problems without all her neighbors knowing what a shitty parent she is.

It’s not that extraordinary a claim. What has she claimed:

  1. she has teenage boys who smoked pot – super common
  2. she completely lost her marbles when she learned of it – less common, but many of us know people like that.

And if the story is fake, what have I really lost?

Your interpretation is not what I got from her.

What I saw was this: “I caught my sons smoking weed and I’m disowning them”

I thought it was generally agreed that was somewhat extraordinary.

You’re missing the important details, the hyperbolic statements that make this difficult to believe. The over-the-top Norman Rockwell descriptions, the declarations of certain depravity, things like “they won’t smoke around the dog to not hurt his little lungs”. Also the refusal to change her stance even the tiniest bit, to give an inch, yet still posting here. That last bit is something nobody would ever do unless they were intentionally riling people up and putting on a performance.

For you all, it’s fun
Let’s laugh and call this woman a troll because she can’t be depressed at her sons’ sad futures because they smoked pot
But whatever

I am depressed about it
They didn’t just try weed. They were smoking it a lot for 10 months. Spending a lot of money on it. In a family with addictive behavior.
Yeah, let’s all laugh.
Cuz if they end up drug addicts or dying because of vaping. My, what a laugh you’ll have.

I entirely missed the dog post, and maybe some others. Okay, I’ll bow out.

$1000 is a hookers and blow budget, which is almost certainly what the boys are really investing in with their allowance. The silver lining: probably NO marijuana.

You’re ignoring the fact that you’ve focused on the weed, and shown no reaction whatsoever to being called an abusive mother and a horrible person. That’s why so many think you’re posting for the lolz.

Which is just pathetic.