Snowmen have been hunted to near extinction in my part of the world and we are virtually poop free (except for one little bugger who creeps into my freezer at night and craps all over my ‘meals for one’).
Calvin’s were good, but I like Davan’s better.
Well, that was two jobs ago for me, so I haven’t seen her in almost a year now, but as far as I know, she’s doing well; when she first started there, she ran around the whole office cleaning things and lighting stinky candles everywhere, depending upon her spiritual “needs” for any given moment; relaxation, energy, focus, etc. She had a whole collection.
Now I think she’s as jaded as the rest of 'em. 
Hast Oprah forsaken her?