Defective Ouija board

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I was tooling around Wal-Mart the other day and amongst several items on the bargin table was a Ouija board for $5. Cool.

Opened it up yesterday, though. You know the typical layout, right? An arc of letters and numbers, yes/no in the corners, etc. Well the arc starts and ends at the bottom edge of the board. The indicator thingy is about 15-20 cm long. There’s no room for it to get low enough to point at the A or the Z. In fact, unless the ghost can compose his message using only letters between G through T, my long-distance Ouija usage isn’t going to rack up many minutes with this thing.

Whom shall I complain to? Who could be behind it, perhaps, oh, I don’t know… Satan?

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Ooh! Ooh! Maybe you can use it to call upon defective spirits!

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[QUOTE=Yamirskoonir]
Ooh! Ooh! M---- -o- --n -s- it to --ll -pon -----ti-- spirits!QUOTE]

What? What did you say?

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Damn, looks like the [ on the board is intermittantly defective too!

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Hey, you think the Mods could retool this board into an Ouija board? How cool would that be?

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Wait.

I’m, I’m getting a message from beyond.

“G t Ne O ij o r S P.”

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Mine’s defective too.

I asked the “entity” I was talking to once what his name was.

The answer?..“E…r…g…o…s…o…f…a…YES!”

:dubious:

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Maybe he was a comfortable couch.

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:eek: It’s the true meaning of life, the universe, and everything!

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No, I believe that’s U…P…Y…O…U…R…S.

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Defective Ouija Board

Band Name!

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Robert: “Ok, let’s use the Wigi board.”

Robert’s friend: “Sounds like fun”

Ouija: “H e l l o B i b b y”

"That’s Grandma! Only she ever called me that! But… Grandma’s still alive, isn’t she? :confused: "

Ouija: “B i b b y h o w d i d y o u g e t m y n e w c e l l p h o n e n u m b e r, and why does y o u r v o i c e s o u n d s o s t r a n g e?”

In other words, would a defective Ouija board contact the spirits of the living? :dubious:

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<deep resonating reverberating voice>

We Mods are the only spirit guides you’ll ever need! Do not tempt us! BWAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAA!

</drrv>

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You could just turn the pointer around 180 degrees, with the point heading down toward the top of the arc.

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You spirits behave, or I will just turn this pointer right around! Don’t make me come back there!

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yes - that’s 1-900-BWA-HA-HA! Call for your Evil Laugh today!

$3.95 per minute

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It was packaged incorrectly. It should have been labeled as a “Nonnein” board.

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LOL - took me a sec…