Every time I hear of somebody lying or suggesting a lie in a relationship I think of that episode of The Simpsons where Marge finds Homer’s gun (the one he promised he would get rid of) in the refrigerator.
Homer: “But Marge, I swear, I never thought you’d find out!”
Ha ha…My sister called me up to see how things were (after cussing me out for doing that to my girlfriend, of course) and she wanted to know how I got her back.
“I smooth talked my way out…you know your brother, he’s slithery and slimey.”