Democritus-Pucker Up, Ass Slammer!

[Flypsyde]

if I were to look into your ear

Well, as I have no intention of putting my ear anywhere near your ass, I don’t think this will be happening.

This thread used to be full of moderately interesting examples of invective

And then you started posting…

Obviously when you signed off from chat the other night by saying you were headed out to the horse barn for a ride, you were being metaphorical.

Just a little suggestion…flames work a lot better when you actually insult somebody. I believe you’re missing a ‘not’ in that sentence, dumb shit. Goddam, Chef, I can’t do all the work here. Carry your own weight, fuckwad.

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[Chef_Troy]

Obviously when you signed off from chat the other night by saying you were headed out to the horse barn for a ride, you were being metaphorical.

Just a little suggestion…flames work a lot better when you actually insult somebody. I believe you’re missing a ‘not’ in that sentence, dumb shit. Goddam, Chef, I can’t do all the work here. Carry your own weight, fuckwad.

It’s not missing a “not,” you pathetic excuse for an English speaker. That sentence says that although you were implying that you were heading out to ride a horse in the conventional manner, you were actually going to be ridden by a horse in a way normally found on stage in Amsterdam. (ride meaning fuck = metaphor)

And let me just forestall anyone who may be thinking (however dimly that word applies to you scrotes…to call you stupid is to insult stupid people everywhere) of making a fat joke out of his exhortation to “carry my own weight,” let me assure you that I’ve heard it all before. Besides, I look as thin as Ally McBeal compared to flypside’s mother…I hear she’s so fat she had to tie her dildo onto the end of a broomstick to reach around her gut to fuck herself. plus she’s so crosseyed that when she cries 'cause Demo can’t get it up, the tears run down her back.

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[Coldfire]

Originally posted by Chef Troy:
** It’s not missing a “not,” you pathetic excuse for an English speaker. That sentence says that although you were implying that you were heading out to ride a horse in the conventional manner, you were actually going to be ridden by a horse in a way normally found on stage in Amsterdam. (ride meaning fuck = metaphor)**

And just where is this?
Please leave my peaceful, God-fearing hometown out of this.

Coldfire

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