Dennis Haysbert is stalking me

Just about every website I visit, there that crap actor is in a State Farm ad with his big condescending smile. On motorcycle sites they slap a leather jacket on him so he’ll fit right in (not). I’m not buying your damn insurance- leave me alone!

State Farm is SO annoying. They literally send me a letter every other week, hoping to entice me away from Geico. I just see it as more junk mail I have to throw away.

Dennis Haysbert actually does ads for Allstate, not State Farm.

Oops.

He’ll always be Pedro Cerrano to me…

“Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball… I hit it very much. Curveball? Bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.”

Don’t blame me. I voted for David Palmer.

I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.

Count yourself lucky. All I keep seeing is some muddled old guy and something about seven warning signs of Alzheimer’s.

At the bottom of this thread I have an ad for a domestic violence lawyer. WTH!?