Kate Upton’s thoughts on her breasts…
…They’re real and they’re fabulous!
See who has the biggest balloons in Hollywood!
It’s the guy from the movie “Up.” No wait…he had the most balloons.
Warren Buffett reveals how anyone with $40 could become a millionaire . . .
. . . discover the cure for cancer. That’s all there is to it, really.
Disturbing reason why you can’t get out of debt.
You’re addicted to online gambling.
Do Not Pay Your Mortgage (Until you read this)
Make sure you have sufficient funds. Bouncing a check only makes it worse.
At last… the truth your auto insurance doesn’t want you to know…
They’ll give you money to fix your car.
Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
The last stage of bipolar disorder is not suicide.
A little known secret to reducing your credit card debt.
… get off your lazy ass and find a job.
“The #1 Reason the Average Golfer Can’t Break 90 (or even 100)”
Golf is really fucking hard.
Also, aren’t golf courses designed so the “average” golfer should score about 90-100?
Also also, I wonder why I’m getting two golf ads. I haven’t had an interest in golf in 20 years, so it’s not like I’ve been hitting a lot of golf sites.
REVEALED: How people are paying less than $24 for brand new Michael Kors Purses.
Theft.
See Why Angry Nerd Is Fed Up With Marvel & DC Movies
Because he went broke buying them On Demand.
Georgia - If your car is driven less than 25 miles per day, read this…
…walking is hella cheaper.
Obama lowers your mortgage rate!
… George Obama, who works at the Wells Fargo on 5th Street, can probably shave a point off of your loan if you open a checking account at the same time. Be sure to call to make an appointment first, he’s pretty busy so you can’t just walk in.
I love you guys! 
Peter Francis Countbasie can show you how to get out of debt.
Become a bankruptcy lawyer.
How to make money working out of your home!
Open the door, step outside, get in your car and go to your job.
Top dating tip for single men!
Don’t be a dick.
I think it’s funny that a lot of these are taken from the ads at the bottom of the screen.
So we’re making fun of the terrible ads being shown to us on the website that is showing it to us so…irony? I guess?
Straight from the bottom of the screen:
How to reduce your diabetic symptoms naturally.
Die!
I clicked, so you don’t have to.
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