Dermatologists hate this woman.

Dermatologists hate this woman…

'cause she’s always late for her scheduled appointments.

And because she gives Photoshop a bad name.

Local woman discovers one weird old trick that will shock you…
She sets light to her farts.

1 tip of a flat belly

If it’s FLAT then it doesn’t HAVE a tip.

And, to be honest, she always comes across with a kind of superior attitude when deadling with the receptionist.

Mandy is quite good at her job and we’d hate to lose her due to this patient.

Ron Jeremy Gives You One Trick To Make Your Dick Huge…

…look at it with a fun-house mirror

What, like a strobe light?

If that would shock you, then yes.

All I see are breasts. An entire row of 'em.

Learn this one simple trick to lower your insurace rates…
Don’t have an accident.

Save 20% on this product you don’t want!

Hell, I can save 100%…

Dermatologists hate this woman…

The profession is notorious for anti-semitism.

She refuses to wear sunscreen, tans frequently, and waves off her dermatologist’s warnings about sun damage.

Invented by a 3rd grade teacher, so you know it’s bullshit!

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National weather service predicts record temperatures to continue for next three days.

Women in your area want sex
…with their spouses and significant others.

The secret your doctor doesn’t want you to know!

He’s estranged from his father. It’s quite sad, really.

Language professors hate this man.

Cuz he constantly uses ‘ax’ instead of ‘ask’.

You won’t believe who’s related to Abraham Lincoln…

His kids

16 Celebrity couples who live modestly…

… on several million dollars a year.