A Ridiculously Simple Way to Pay Off Your Mortgage
Use the self-addressed envelope provided.
That’s 6.383% ! Winning!
The worst kept secret among bookworms.
The new librarian at the Wilmot Avenue branch is smokin’ hot and has a pair of legs that just won’t quit! 
Nice try but you are wrong. It would be 6.383% of your purchase back but 6% of the cash tendered back.
‘One Simple Trick To Remove 10 Pounds Of Unsightly Fat!’.
Cut your head off.
Pretty sure the percentage of the purchase is what “X% cash back” means, but hey, let’s keep it light.
Local woman discovers one weird old trick that will shock you…
She asks you to get up on the ladder to change her light bulb, they zaps you with a taser gun.
Living through the apocalypse, this one simple tip will keep you alive!
Cannibalism!
Guys, a simple trick to make your schlong seemingly longer…
Measure in centimeters, not inches.
Discover why this guy has chicks hanging all over him…
Because he’s better looking, richer, and more confident than you
Men, discover the one secret that will drive your wife wild in bed…
Before you go to sleep, eat something that’s guaranteed to give you gas throughout the night.