Namecalling is namecalling, fuckwit! (Yes, I realize the irony here). I don’t give a shit if it’s about race, color, gender, or sexual orientation, but it’s still namecalling. The term used to describe homosexuals is derogatory and rude and just because you don’t understand that doesn’t make it any less wrong. Get the fuck over it, get into the 21st century, and quit calling names.
Yes, some of us were offended. We have every right to be offended. You just insulted the majority of my friends with that word and I don’t appreciate it. Never mind that there are several gays that post on the board with us (and several bisexuals, like myself). What if I used a term regarding your race or your color? You’d be all over my ass and I’d probably be banned from the board. I love the fucking double standard here.
You call that a Rant? I’ve let out more invective after dropping a piece of toast on the floor (well, it did land jelly side down). You’re probably one of those nice people I hear about sometimes.
Before you give us your second rant, seek out one of lno’s Fire of a Million Suns[sup]TM[/sup] masterpieces or one of jarbabyj’s Elf Woes rant tutorials. Learn from the masters of the art and give it another go.
I know, it was weak as hell, but when you’re fighting off a two day migraine, that’s about as strong as it gets (and I’m a New Yorker…we give stronger rants than this on the subway). I promise not to write another rant until I’ve learned the art of the rant. May I stay?
While on the “A” this morning, I overheard some “two-bit douchebag” call someone else a “mothersucking dickbox”.
Isn’t that too gay?
They shouldn’t allow these scab-picking goat-felchers on MY train.
hrmphf.
Man, this “freaky assed donkey fucker” was telling me about the ride on the “A” this morning, where some “two-bit douchebag” called someone else a “mothersucking dickbox”. His opinon was that it was gay and they should not let the scab-piking goat felchers on his train.
Does this mean I CAN’T call Esprix the Scadian Sodomite?
The Pennsic Pansy?
No calling Scott Evil Scott Anal? Scott Oil?
Is it verbotten to refer to Hastur as Fistur?
And last[sub]but the only one I’m actually worried might offend[/sub] Do you mean to tell me that even though Anthracite is a lesbian AND an expert on autmobiles, I can’t call her…Diesel Dyke?
BTW-Wanted 2 musically inclined lesbians with strong legs. I’m trying to form a band-2 dykes and a kike on bikes.
Y’know, for a moment after I hit submit, I was worried. What if they think I’m an actual bigot? What if I’ve just managed to piss off several members of The Clique[sub]tm[/sub] ?
BTW-Feel free to make fun of my sex life. But my sex life is alot like the square root of -1. It’s imaginary. Though several recent threads have made me wonder if I should spend more time in the library looking for geek chicks.
"I knew it! I knew I could make a bat detector from the junk I have at home! I'll have to add another pouch to the cathode utility belt, though"
"Did you know that some humans can emit sounds in the ultrasonic range?"
"That's fascinating. If, it's true. Do you have a source?"
"I can do so myself with the proper *stimulus*. If you'd like, I can accompany you to your lab, help assemble the detector, and give you a *demonstration*."
Or perhaps
"Quit staring at my behind!"
"I'm sorry miss, I was just solving the equation written on your back pocket."
"And?"
"Y is 5. X is 34."
"You're the first man to get it right! Take me! Take me now!"
