Clint’s bleak, bloody Western masterpiece.
Silverado
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Buddies get together, kill baddies
Citizen Kane
Reporter investigates magnate’s life. Rosebud!
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Citizen Kane: Orson’s good but overrated parable.
Ferris Beuller: Teen enjoys wild day off.
Pride & Prejudice (2005).
Skinny Lizzie loves/hates Darcy.
the Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Racy revenge story with… Dumbledore?!?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Boy wizard beats baddies, again.
Cloverfield
What’s wrong with the camera?
Boiler room
Sharks look for fresh meat.
Jaws
Aquaphobia suddenly makes more sense.
Quills
Marquis gets his freak on.
Coming to America
Eddie Murphy’s last good movie.
The Apartment
Saw it; found it boring.
Nine to Five
Gals fix sexist boss’s wagon.
A Clockwork Orange.
Sexual harassment no longer okay.
Goonies
ETA: You snooze, you lose. I got nothing for Clockwork Orange.
Psychotic Beetoven lover drinks milk.
Kids find ship, save homes
The Libertine
Depp drinks, drugs, “does” damsels.
Logan’s Run
Turning 30? Sorry, gotta die.
Amelie
Nain de jardin est volé!
Cadillac Records
Cadillac Records:
Beyonce goes blonde, plays junkie.
Everything Is Illuminated