Mafia bosses son, murder charge?
Casablanca
Really said ‘Play it, Sam.’
The Lion King
Vader dies in this one.
CB4
Rap music really really sucks
U571
Not like the real story.
Pearl Harbor
Sanitized version of awful tragedy.
the Nightmare Before Christmas
The Pumpkin Kings steals Christmas.
Bullworth
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CB4 is an excellent parody of NWA and gangsta rap in genral. It’s an insightful comment on the ‘keeping it hood vs. middle class values’ debate. Unlike Epic Movie, Superhero Movie and others, it belongs in the conversation with Airplane and Naked Gun. And it counts as Chris Rock’s only good movie in a lead role.
This is all you come up with to describe one of the funniest movies of all time(IMHO). For shame.
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Honest politician wreaks havoc, dies.
(Let’s see how many of you watch independent cinema…)
Mr. In-Between
Well I thought it sucked
British hitman faces nasty decision.
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Alec Guinness sweats it out.
Idiocracy
Sound like fag, shits retarded
The Outsiders
Angsty Oklahoma gangsters mull life.
The Sixth Sense
Shyamalan’s only good surprise ending.
Quigley Down Under
Shoot Aborigines? Uh… no, thanks.
A Cry in the Dark
A Dingo took Streep’s BAY-bay!
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Creepy, atmospheric Victorian disappearance flick
Alien
Xenocidal parasite annihilates starship crew.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Forget it for a fee.
Aliens