Doze off at your peril.
Austin Powers
Dangit!
Old spy learns new tricks.
The Godfather.
Gives cotton mouth new meaning.
American Me
Folsom Prison is no picnic.
Donnie Brasco
Undercover agent breaks the Mafia
Like Water for Chocolate
Food, romance, longing in Mexico.
Stealth
Bad pick after winning Oscar.
Menace II Society
Egregious misuse of roman numerals.
Star Wars
Three movies only, ignore others.
The Lion in Winter
King me! No, says Henry.
Night of the Hunter
Evil preacher marries for money.
Flash Gordon
BRIAN BLESSED!!! and Queen - Rock!
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
None of them were good.
Goodbye Lenin!
East Germany endures, Mom thinks.
The Triumph of the Will
Fox News reports patriotic glory.
Birth of a Nation
Klansmen were the good guys.
Bonnie and Clyde
Calls FBI marksmanship into question.
Reservoir Dogs
Men with colorful names bond.
Jackie Brown
Samuel Jackon says nigga lots.
The Wanderers
Sensitive Bronx hoods grow up.
Absence of Malice