Mexican standoff. Hwa, hwa, hwaaa.
Do the Right Thing
Racial violence destroys pizza joint.
The Third Man
Harry Lime is dead. Again.
Eraserhead
What the fuck was that?
Tokyo Story
Mutant kid drives Harry insane
Lair of the White Worm
heh…got me
Your parents deserve your honor
NOW
Lair of the White Worm
Watch out - big British snake!
My Fair Lady
Plain Jane trains. Gains swain.
Found swain in the thesaurus.
Save the Last Dance
Ballet beauty beds black breakdancer.
Purple Rain
Prince shows his genius… musically.
Mischief
Eighties ripoff of “Happy Days.”
Pan’s Labyrinth
Spanish Nazis kill imaginative girl.
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
Japanese police investigate gynoid killers.
Metropolis
SciFi epic, robots and slaves!
Brazil
Oooo! Oooo! It’s too great a movie not to have several descriptions:
Avoid torture - lose mind instead.
Tuttle? Buttle? Bureaucratic snafus aplenty.
DeNiro great as commando plumber.
Blonde isn’t all she seems.
Sign form at your peril.
Orwell on acid, some say.
Breaker Morant
War is 'ell, fair dinkum.
Nosferatu
Vampire with really ugly mush
Quo Vadis
Nero wasn’t a nice guy.
Salem’s Lot
Shouldn’t that be: Pline Jine trines, gines…ooh, maybe not. 
Kiddies vamps out the window.
Nightmare on Elm Street