Describe the movie in five words

What’s a “brain cloud,” really?

All the President’s Men

Woodward and Bernstien screw Nixon.

Next:
Harold and Maude

Weirdo discovers love and life.

The Jerk

You mean I’m NOT black?

Dumb and Dumber*

Sublimely gross and silly movie.

The Tale of Despereaux

Animated mice. It’s been done.

Old Yeller

Dog goes rabid, is shot.

All Dogs Go to Heaven

Ghost, only with animated dogs
The Shaggy Dog

Why did they remake this?

Thoroughly Modern Millie

Thoroughly silly period-piece musical.

Scrooged

Bill Murray in Dicken’s classic???

In the Line of Fire.

SSG Schwartz

Truly great Secret Service drama.

Any Which Way But Loose

Hmmm, which one did you intend:
Every Which Way but Loose or Any Which Way You Can

Either one can be described as:
Eastwood upstaged by a monkey.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Lee and Clint kick butt!

Animal House

Beer, togas, mayhem, beer, beer

Silent Hill

Not a nice place, really.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Leatherface chopping teens to pieces.

Motel Hell

Meat’s meat; man’s gotta eat!

Van Helsing

Could have been much better.

Saw

Too much gore for me

Die Hard: With a Vengeance