Pirate radio swashbuckler rulez skool.
There’s Something About Mary
Penis accident leads to romance.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Pitt growing younger, not older.
City of Angels
Angel goes mortal, girl dies
Trainspotting
Junkies with impenetrable Scottish accents
Dogma
Dogma: Rogue angels wreak holy havoc.
The Spy Who Loved Me
The Spy Who Loved Me: Bond. Nobody does it better.
Rosemary’s Baby
Satanists impregnate neighbor with Antichrist
Full Metal Jacket
Best boot camp tyrant EVAH!
The Shining
All work, no play, bad
The Bourne Identity (the first one)
Amnesiac trained killing machine remembers.
Father Goose
Very schmaltzy WW2 coastwatcher romance.
Heathers
MTV Video Games to blame
The Dark Crystal
Muppets attempt Tolkien fantasy tale
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Morons search for Big W.
Fight Club
Really; don’t talk about it
The Descent
Cave folk don’t like visitors.
When Harry Met Sally
I’ll have what she’s having.
(obvious, I know)
On Golden Pond
Is it live or Oedipex?
The Ninth Gate
Leave the damned book alone.
Time Bandits