The Socratic and Kantian analytical methods have influenced philosophers greatly.
Ex-wife left me with enough debt to ensure that I remain here for some time.
In 5 words, what are your feelings concerning pepperoni pizza?
Knew I shoulda previewed. Simulpost happens every time I don’t think to.
That’s gotta be a board law by now.
Don’t really care for it.
Tell me the best way to become famous in 16 words.
You need to have a talent…like being great at giving oral sex to your wife. 
Why I should be king of the world in 2 words.
Get up from the conference table. Leave your computer behind. Let your coworkers post about sheep.
In thirteen words, explain how to craft a thoughtful OP in Great Debates that will result in a 50-page thread that everyone will remember for a long time to come.
Rigged elections.
Make opinionated statement about religion. Argue vehemently in face of opposition. Cites? Nah.
What does purple taste like? 7 words.
Purple tastes like little grapes. Purple ones.
Why do cats adopt people? 9 words
Because the mouse holes are too small for them.
7 words, the next best thing after sex.
Chocolate, except it’s actually the best thing.
How to tie your shoelace in 37 words
The rabbit goes up and under the tree … oops. No. Start again. Twice around the tree, the rabbit … damn. The rabbit digs under the … Crap! OK, starting with the left hand, rotate clockwise, and …
Honey! Help me?
:rolleyes:
Describe autumn weather in your neck of the woods in twelve words.
Cold mornings, warm afternoons. Evergreens abound, but some varying foliage breaks monotony.
Describe your favorite alcoholic beverage, using 14 words.
I’m not a very big drinker, so I’ve always loved the simple screwdriver. Delicious.
Why did the chicken cross the road? 17 words.
Sweet and citrusy, salty on the edge, kicks ass like a Missouri mule-Margarita!
Scariest thing you’ve seen this week, five words.
To get to the other side, obviously. Or perhaps, because he was stapled to the first chicken?
Only need two. Steve Erhardt.
With only 21 words, write a personal ad for yourself.
Phone rings. “Is your mom there?” I started to say “She’s with my father”, changed to “her husband”, and blurted out “my husband”.
Next poster can tackle soulmurk’s challenge.
SWM in search of a really really really really really really really really really really smart girl with a smokin’ bod.
In 9 words, damn someone/something with faint praise.
Damn you, MaxTheVool, that’s a hard one to answer!
Describe your worst fear in 11 words.
Cat-sized Spiders, on a web over my front door - no escape!
Oops!
Explain what lack of sleep does to you in 33 words.