Thanks, hon. sniff
You look great! Much better than you did yesterday.
You guys can’t skip something just because it’s hard!
And I won’t supply a new one because Hokkaido Brit already did.
When I haven’t slept in, say, a day or two, it’s possible that at any given moment I could suddenly, without prior warning, fall instantly into a deep, blissful, magical sleep and - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
In seven words, describe how to tame a wild monkey.
Banana smoothie rewards and gut punch punishments.
Describe your morning routine in 31 words.
[sub]actually, BrattiAtti did give an appropriate, and clever, answer :)[/sub]
Ahhh… whoosh I get it now.
Brush my teeth, wash my face and tame my hair while half-asleep. I hate my school uniform, but I have to tie my tie. Inhale the breakfast; I’m out the door.
How to make toast in 15 words.
get bread. put in toaster. push lever. wait. grab toast. spread butter and jelly. eat.
Next, how to seduce a former, scorned lover in 35 words.
“Next, how to seduce a former, scorned lover in 35 words.”
Convince the ex-lover that you acknoledge your total unworthiness. Profess undying love (and a new maturity). Romance with roses, chocolates, liquours, and fine food. Shower with gifts, praise and adoration. Watch for bunny in pot.
Debate Boxers vs Briefs in six words.
I tried. My boxers aren’t responding.
Tell me about your most recent cup of coffee in 12 words.
Hot and fresh, with whole milk and a bit too much sugar.
Why is your favorite band your favorite band. 17 words.
Soulmurk:
Back when the Beatles were still going “She loves you yeah yeah yeah”, Pink Floyd was psychedelic.
In 12 words, whether you’d rather cook on a gas range or an electric range, and why.
Gas, of course – you can see the flame and it responds immediately.
Explain why you voted for who you voted for in the '04 presidential election in 8 words.
I didn’t vote! Not everyone is in America.
Are you a cat person, or a dog person? Tell me why in nine words.
I’m loving this thread!
I am more of a cat person, less work.
What is your favorite sport and why? Tell me why in 12 words.
Hockey. Mixture of strength, speed, skill and strategy create intense voyeuristic experience.
What’s the best way to talk your way out of a speeding ticket in 23 words?
Be humble. Explain that you didn’t realize what you were doing. Promise not to do it again. Point to your good driving record.
Next up:
How to kill and defeather a chicken in 36 words.
With a sharp axe, behead the chicken. Film ensuing scramble for submission to a funniest home-video show. To defeather, some might use explosives, but that diminishes edibility factor. A flamethrower is preferable; defeathers and cooks simultaneously!
Tell us about your most embarrassing moment in 27 words.
A pump ketchup dispenser exploded on me at a McDonald’s. Then some cute girls started chatting up me and my friends. I called home for a replacement.
Describe your least favorite article of clothing that you wear regularly in 15 words.
Large mug of Folger’s with hazlenut and chocolate creamers and four Equals.
What do you want for Christmas in twenty words?