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Oh, um…
Describe how to play DnD in 14 words.
Find someone obsessive to do the math. Play “Let’s Pretend” and sometimes roll dice.
D’oh. And um… unless Zoe routinely wears coffee (?), let’s redo:
Describe your least favorite article of clothing that you wear regularly in 15 words.
It’s lacy, itchy, and cost too much. Have to handwash, but emphasizes curves. Stupid sweater!
Describe your footcare regimen in 43 words.
Like Tom Waits once said. “It wasn’t strong enough to defend itself.”
Tell me about your favorite vacation spot in 8 words.
(Sorry about the above post. Looks like I was on the wrong page.)
So you want to know about my footcare regimen in only 43 words, do you? Well, I could spend several paragraphs on each toe if you want to hear about it. But to keep it short , I wash 'em daily and clip 'em.
Now, tell me about your favorite vacation spot in 8 words.
Why, thank you. 
Ooh, ooh, my first whoosh(-giving)! 'Tis a day to celebrate!*
Anyplace, as long as you’re footing the bill.
Next challenge: Describe your SDMB routine in sixteen words.
*Yeah, yeah, I’m a bit of a dork; I could have saved you the effort of thinking of that one.
Start computer, make coffee, turn to dope - GQ, IMHO, MPSIMS, Pit, repeated often throughout the day.
Oh bum, I keep forgetting to add the challenge.
A few words (14 of them) on the various types of Doper, please.
Those bothered the word “amount” instead of “number” in the thread title – and others.
Describe your plans for the day in 17 words.
Shower, laundry, breakfast, graduate level theoretical physics problems, quantum physics problems, preparation for the physics GRE.
what? i’m a physics major
Outline your plans for world domination on 42 words.
Okay, so that’s only 16 words. Let’s try:
Shower, laundry, breakfast, graduate level theoretical physics problems, quantum physics problems, preparation for the physics graduate exam.
Get elected President of the United States on a minimalist platform, with my only two promises being to eliminate the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House lawn and to refrain from ordering new china for the Executive Mansion’s dining room.
Do you want the White Sox to win the World Series? Explain your stance in 46 words.
Do not Drink Coffee. Mountain Dew, better, comes already cold and sugared.
Tell me how to make Origami in 4 words.
Just fold some paper.
Describe the human circulartory system in three words.
Blood whizzes round.
Your morning routine in 29 words.
I get up and brush my teeth and change my clothes and check my e-mail and play with the cat and fix my lunch and go to my job.
Describe what it’s like to be drunk in 17 words.
Sure. Especially if they are playing the Yankees. I hope they win the series in as few games as possible so that we can concentrate on the sports that matter, namely hockey and football. Is it only me, or does baseball season just last too long?
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Your sense of balance is severely diminished. Your inhibitions, reaction time, and personal standards even more so.
Paraphrase your favorite novel or poem into 23 words.
It’s actually my least favourite, - any of the series of Jean Auel - (You know, Jondalar and Ayla and the cavemen)
They bonk, have a cup of tea, and bonk, and have a cup of tea, and bonk more. Oh yes, she invents something.