It’s all been a dream.
(contractions are one word, right?)
Tell me about your most recent hangover. You have 8 words.
Never had a hangover. Don’t drink nearly enough.
Tell me why I shouldn’t leave work at 3:30 instead of my normal 4pm time today in 13 words.
This morning. Threw up everywhere. Never again. Blah.
The worst job you’ve ever had, in 20 words.
A half hour’s extra sleep is worth a half hour’s extra pay, no?
Explain Communism. Two words.
Public ownership.
Decribe Chicago-style pizza, 9 words.
Decribe Chicago-style pizza, 9 words.
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Deep dish. Lotsa toppings. Lotsa cheese. Too much meat.
The end of the universe in 14 words.
Gnab Gib. It’s basically just like a big bang, only in the reverse direction.
Your understanding of quantum mechanics, in, oh either 15 or 42 words, your choice.
Quarks? Ugh. Anyway, nothing takes up mass, maybe? Exactly calculating how a neutrino is colliding …
Do you remember the “a” thread, in 15 words.
A for apple, B for boy, C for cat and D for dog. How’s that?
Should contractions like how’s count as one word in, well, one word?
(hi guys - i found this thread :D:D:D)
YES
Why? in 14 words
I’m gonna argue that they’re OK because otherwise I couldn’t meet the word limit.
Summarize your mom’s feelings about computers in 12 words.
She never touched one, that they were beyond her powers of comprehension.
What did you have for breakfast. in 26 words
A question for the ages, that one is, but I must reply why not?
Describe where Waldo is in 17 words.
:smack:
Ignore this post. I’m gettin’ slow.
I just woke up and haven’t had any yet, but I am brewing up a pot of coffee that I intend to finish off here shortly.
Describe the co-worker you dislike the most, in 18 words.
He drinks my coffee, is constantly attempting to take responsibility for my creativity, psychotic, schizophrenic…oh, it’s me.
What you thought of my very firstest post ever…gollllllll-y
2 Words
Not bad
Describe the moment of your birth, in 33 words.
Hey I like it here, what do you mean I have to go out there? It’s my safe comfy womb and you’re not taking me aliiiiivveeee!
Shit, it’s cold out here. Damn you.
Be your favorite inanimate object. 11 words.
Visiting the SDMB again?! Oooh, nekkid women! More surfing… Need rest.
Why is your favorite shirt your favorite shirt? 21 words.
it’s made of a soft material, has roses on it, and it has long sleeves and flares out at the hem
whya are you home on a Saturday night - 32 words