Well officer, it’s just that I’m eight and a half months pregnant. The baby was bouncing on my bladder. In fact if you don’t let me go now, I think I’m going to pee all over the seat! Thanks! I won’t do it again!
Aaaand, Why is it that Hokkaido Brit cannot complete a task in 17 words.
Maybe it could be because ‘good porno always has to have lots of female moaning and groaning’.
rats, forgot to ask.
Why is it that some sdmb threads are more addictive than others?
in 8 words
"Why is it that some sdmb threads are more addictive than others?
in 8 words"
Darlin’, it’s the people you meet in 'em! 
Tell me, in 27 words: how you doin?
I’m blonde, kinda shy, love to play with my dogs and did I tell you already? I think you’re really beautiful. Should we start another photo thread? 
:o
Describe the mod of your choice in 15 words.
Not two but four jackboots, prehensile tongue, toilet sandwich. No mod is cooler than Giraffe.
Describe why a duck’s quack doesn’t echo in 11 words.
Because snopes said it and therefore it is so. End of.
Why the google ad or ads at the bottom of this page of this topic is or are what it/they are in 15 words.
A duck’s quack does echo. Myth debunked, care of the Master.
Tell us in 17 words what your dream job’s would entail.
Something that has to do with creative writing or computers, the only two things I’m good at.
I know that a duck’s quack does echo. :smack: I just read LotV’s post the opposite way.
So tell me how I could have made such a mistake in 5 words.
Too much pot in college?
Tell a story that exemplifies why you would be a terrible police officer in 38 words.
The man was walking down the street towards the supermarket when he fired the gun. Now, I could never bring myself to write "The suspect was proceeding down the street in a westerly direction when he was espied…
Tell me all you know about England’s cricket series victory over the Australians in, say, um, I think I’ll give you 100 words for this one.
I know these things about cricket: that noses rarely get bloodied and that uniforms barely get soiled. This leads me to wonder why Australia even bothers with it (I guess I’ve seen too many games of Aussie rules football). As far as Australia’s cricket history with Britain goes, I know there is a tournament called the Ashes held twice per year between them. I’m pretty sure Australia lost the last one. Beyond that, I can’t tell you who played, where it was played or even when it was played. Televised cricket apparently doesn’t exist in backwater Canada. Maybe next year.
In seven words, explain to me why people like Vegemite.
If they weren’t vegetarian they’d eat Spam.
What really sparks your imagination? 100 words or less.
Women.
Describe your favorite meal in 15 words.
Snails, roast lamb and the trimmings, pavlova, washed down by Pinot Noir; capuccino to follow.
Your favourite poster in 17 words
The ads concern coffee and nuts. Perhaps Roger Thornhill’s mention of cappuccino was the impetus.
Still up for completion is Roger’s
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Impossible to choose – no, really, it is – I like different things about different people. – Oh, okay – me!
The most memorable thing about your commute to work this morning in 11 words.
The dinkus making a left from the right lane. Fricking idiot.
Describe your greatest fear – 5 words.