And, I presume, to keep things fair, a room where dogs can set people on fire!:eek:
And a Rick Rollercoaster, too! 
No. This will not be permitted.
Can we hire James Otto to play in the square?
In light of recent events, I’d be happy to have a reflecting pool somewhere with large willow trees overhanging the water, which slowly flows by from a hidden source. Stone benches, Adirondack chairs and wooden logs around to sit with friends or alone and enjoy a quiet spot in the midst of the mayhem that may be DopePark.
It should be named The Bodoni Pool.
Only if he does Rush and Weird Al Yankovic covers.
Perhaps there should be a memorial to Padeye, as well.
An attraction where there’s a dead horse that you can beat.
This could have been a great thread if it wouldn’t have turned into comedy hour.
The subject of my most recent post was not a laughing matter.
It exists already. It’s called a renaissance faire.